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-"Straight" men like women -Women are feminine -Only homosexuals like feminine things -Ergo "straight" men are the real homosexuals and the only alpha male ubermensch are guys who lust after big muscular bear daddies
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Yaldabaoth posted:-"Straight" men like women I don't like dick tho
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Aug 24, 2016 19:29
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What if you're really into Chyna and her big ol' Vienna Sausage clit? That'd make a guy pretty darn straight, right?
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Aug 24, 2016 19:32
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Yaldabaoth posted:-"Straight" men like women Hmmmm......you might have something there.....
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Aug 24, 2016 19:33
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hmm, gonna need to run some numbers on this
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Aug 24, 2016 19:35
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*beep boop* *robot voice* i am gay
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Aug 24, 2016 19:36
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Darth123123 posted:I don't like dick tho Sissy.
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Aug 24, 2016 19:39
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saigon_15 posted:Sissy. I'm willing to reconsider
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Aug 24, 2016 19:40
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I'm......straight?
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Aug 24, 2016 19:41
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And the lord did spake, "I'm Gay!" And it was good.
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Aug 24, 2016 19:42
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married so i only have the same old pussy all the time im homosexual
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i always laugh when i see some roided out bro with a pancakemakeup wearing faketanned diva girl cause you just know shes got a pink apartment with pink playboy bunny sheets and the dudes gonna sleep in there lol loving gay or what. gay men on the other hand sleep on haystacks or leather pelts in log cabins. whos gay now fuckers
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Aug 24, 2016 19:46
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what about straight guys who have sex with other men? they're still straight as long as the other guy isnt gay right?
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What if you're into chicks who play rugby? Because watching women's rugby during the Olympics was a lot like the ending scenes of 2001 for me.
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Aug 24, 2016 19:49
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dsf posted:what about straight guys who have sex with other men? they're still straight as long as the other guy isnt gay right? What about a couple bros just recharging their JO crystals?
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Aug 24, 2016 19:49
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like playing with barbies is gay but drat if having sex with a real life one or even moving in with one isnt even more gay
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Aug 24, 2016 19:50
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I'm straight but I give a lot of handjobs. It's drat near every day I'm jacking off a handsome muscular intelligent guy, just because it happens to be ME that I'm jerking all of a sudden that's NOT gay? As if *does the stereotypically gay handwave*
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Aug 24, 2016 19:51
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it's only gay if you enjoy it
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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to be quite honest, lol if you get hung up on stupid poo poo like what is gay or what isn't fuckin people fapping and wondering 'but what does this mean'
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Aug 24, 2016 19:51
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Moridin920 posted:to be quite honest, lol if you get hung up on stupid poo poo like what is gay or what isn't Apple products are gay. Of this, I am absolutely certain. Everything else is subject to interpretation
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Aug 24, 2016 19:53
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Moridin920 posted:to be quite honest, lol if you get hung up on stupid poo poo like what is gay or what isn't gay wetblanket
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Aug 24, 2016 19:54
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Moridin920 posted:to be quite honest, lol if you get hung up on stupid poo poo like what is gay or what isn't Is it gay that when I suck my own dick I don't pull out before I come? I know the sucking isn't gay or else standard masturbation would also be gay, but i always feel conflicted about swallowing my jizz.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:00
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Everything makes sense now ! Thank you OP.
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Vastarien posted:What if you're really into Chyna and her big ol' Vienna Sausage clit? That'd make a guy pretty darn straight, right? She died
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oldpainless posted:She died Ok, sure, but how's her clit doin'?
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Moon Atari posted:Is it gay that when I suck my own dick I don't pull out before I come? I know the sucking isn't gay or else standard masturbation would also be gay, but i always feel conflicted about swallowing my jizz. who cares if it feels good do it
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Aug 24, 2016 20:04
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Chinatown posted:*beep boop* MY SEXUALITY WAS TURNED INTO A MEME BY ROBOTS
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Vastarien posted:What if you're really into Chyna and her big ol' Vienna Sausage clit? That'd make a guy pretty darn straight, right? I saw that tape when I was in high school and that tombstone of a clit still haunts my dreams.
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dsf posted:what about straight guys who have sex with other men? they're still straight as long as the other guy isnt gay right? Wait that's not how that works is it? 
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Moridin920 posted:to be quite honest, lol if you get hung up on stupid poo poo like what is gay or what isn't *jpg of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker but he has his penis in his hand too*
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Aug 24, 2016 20:20
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"You're the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets."
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Aug 24, 2016 20:22
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Moridin920 posted:who cares if it feels good do it It hurts my back a little but it mostly feels good so I'll keep on keeping on.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:37
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tom of finland understood this like 50 years ago get with the times bub.
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Moon Atari posted:It hurts my back a little but it mostly feels good so I'll keep on keeping on. i mean really how gay is it relative to having to wipe up a bunch of cum afterward instead you're just maintaining homeostasis
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Aug 24, 2016 20:46
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i'll tell you what's gay they haven't invented food pellets yet now that's gay.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:46
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im a lesbian stuck in a mans body
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Aug 24, 2016 20:49
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Moridin920 posted:i mean really how gay is it relative to having to wipe up a bunch of cum afterward instead Lol. Homeo sounds like homo 
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Aug 24, 2016 20:50
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very paradoxical
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As a heterosexual male I'm insanely attracted to lesbians
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