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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Boomstick Quaid posted:

As a heterosexual male I'm insanely attracted to lesbians

lol thats gay porn bro. you about to flip teams dude.

:synpa:

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Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

lol thats gay porn bro. you about to flip teams dude.

:synpa:

I don't watch gay porn idiot I go to lesbian ladies nights

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
you can just gently caress anyone you want and lightning won't strike you down from the sky, fun fact

people might call you gay for loving women. people might call you gay for loving men. but they can't call you anything if your dick is in their mouth can they?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Being gay is a celebration of masculinity so being feminine is the straightest thing you can do.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Boomstick Quaid posted:

I don't watch gay porn idiot I go to lesbian ladies nights

AKA LADIES NIGHT FOR GAY LADIES

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
http://twitter.com/francesxox/status/747914023837007873

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Called being a Man's Man

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
mathematical proofs sure are gay as hell mate

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I'm just attracted to vaguely concave objects.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

I'm just attracted to vaguely concave objects.

Same but large, bulbous, jiggly, front butt objects.

Tits. I'm attracted to enormous tits.

Like bigger then you can imagine....No even bigger then that tits.

I like tits.

- Applewhite

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Anal is for the gay people right?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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so called "straight" men actually handle dicks every single day

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Lichy posted:

mathematical proofs sure are gay as hell mate

If you think about it, ur already gay as hell for thinking about stuff.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Fojar38 posted:

so called "straight" men actually handle dicks every single day

Oh poo poo!

Ork of Fiction posted:

If you think about it, ur already gay as hell for thinking about stuff.

Lol fukkin gay rear end sentience :smug:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
did you know there' slike 2000 tv channels you can buy from comcast? that's gay.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
"loving females is for poofs"- the gay gangster guy in the movie Layer Cake

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
this is some dumb logic op

no one thinks in absolutes like that

who are you anyway?

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Oct 30, 2009

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That Robot posted:



no one thinks in absolutes like that


King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Darth123123 posted:

Anal is for the gay people right?

A common misconception amongst the uninformed. Not all gay guys do that; I'm a gay man and I've known many who don't.

Besides, plenty of straight people do it.

A buddy of mine told me about the time when a straight girl asked him if he was gay because he didn't have a strong male figure in his life when he was growing up.

He told her, "no, it's because I want a strong male figure in my rear end."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Same but large, bulbous, jiggly, front butt objects.

Tits. I'm attracted to enormous tits.

Like bigger then you can imagine....No even bigger then that tits.

I like tits.

- Applewhite

Well I can see the situation here is well in hand. Carry on!

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
cuck cuck im gay

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Yaldabaoth posted:

-"Straight" men like women

-Women are feminine

-Only homosexuals like feminine things

-Ergo "straight" men are the real homosexuals and the only alpha male ubermensch are guys who lust after big muscular bear daddies

No doofus straight men want to gently caress their mothers. Wow you're dumb

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

Well I can see the situation here is well in hand. Carry on!

So parachute accounts aren't banable anymore??

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Cthulu Carl posted:

What if you're into chicks who play rugby? Because watching women's rugby during the Olympics was a lot like the ending scenes of 2001 for me.
go to a bar that rugby chicks hang out at, wait for them to get stuck into the pints of cider and prepare for snu-snu (they are all drunken rapers like their male counterparts)

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Here is another thing to think about, It's less gay to get hosed by a man, rather than loving a man. Might sound weird but If you penetrate another mans anus or mouth, you have actually just switched out sweet pussy for man pussy. If you get hosed by a man, you are atleast experiencing something new, and something that a woman cant give you. = Less gay.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zombiepop posted:

Here is another thing to think about, It's less gay to get hosed by a man, rather than loving a man. Might sound weird but If you penetrate another mans anus or mouth, you have actually just switched out sweet pussy for man pussy. If you get hosed by a man, you are atleast experiencing something new, and something that a woman cant give you. = Less gay.

Strap ones gently caress this entire theory up. My rear end.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i' a huge prancing ninny who loves to gently caress women right in their pussyies, or as the big tough straights call them, "the front butt"

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
What am I if I like the entire female package, and like dicks but don't like the men attached to them?

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Am a straight homosexual I don't appreciate you trying to muscle in on my turf.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

cheetah7071 posted:

What am I if I like the entire female package, and like dicks but don't like the men attached to them?

Sometimes we need to resist the urge to put a label on everything and everyone.

The way I see it, you're a human being who appreciates human anatomy.

Appreciate beauty whenever and wherever you behold it.

Live in the moment and do what feels right to you.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I'll gladly gently caress the poo poo out of a dude if it means I'm not gay.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

Strap ones gently caress this entire theory up. My rear end.

I dont think its the same, but idk I haven't tried either

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Oct 30, 2009

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I don't care how many dudes I have to gently caress in the rear end to prove I'm not gay.

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

oldpainless posted:

I don't care how many dudes I have to gently caress in the rear end to prove I'm not gay.

There's an easier, time-tested way of proving you're straight after a night of gay sex.

Just say, "I sure was drunk last night. I don't remember a thing!"

I've lost count of how many times I've heard that line from "straight" guys who found themselves waking up naked in my bed.

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