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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just loving try and post a more perfect definition of "feminine"

Christ, I'd kill 15 of you, just to sniff her underwear.








Alright, Now that I'm spent. I'm going to go get some dinner.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
im unimpressed

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Women are a thing that exist.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

that dude is showing a lot of courage adimtting that he likes the blonde girl with big boobs

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010


i am a man with complicated tastes and this is my jam

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Everything about her looks fake. You may as well drool over some anime girl.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
looks like a hooters girl mate

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




That's one hot tamale

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pawn 17 posted:

Everything about her looks fake. You may as well drool over some anime girl.

I respect this opinion bc of the AV reg date

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
don't care for huge tits, but she's got some nice armpits on her

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Oh the shame! I enjoy a "blonde bombshell" of a woman!

My love for the female form is my undoing!

My posting career will be a warning to all others!

TITS!

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
A little to skinny for my tastes op but feel free to drool over this tiny waif of a woman if that's your thing. I'll take the real women for myself.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:vince:

Never heard of her until now. This fact is almost criminal.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

:vince:

Never heard of her until now. This fact is almost criminal.

Glad to enlighten you.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
She ain't got no rear end

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

She ain't got no rear end

You're loving blind.


HIPS!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Gaunab posted:

She ain't got no rear end!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Post your blind as gently caress translation keyboard and poo poo.

http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/ccManager/clips/sneakershackerstoomanysecretsdecypher.mp4/view

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
whos the broad with the jugs

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
She can't crush a watermelon with those thighs. Probably not with them boobies either

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I feel like my new main man (homosexuality implied) Al Cowens and me are the only people who really "get' this thread

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wait wait wait. Is this taco bisexual or gay?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Iron Prince posted:

I feel like my new main man (homosexuality implied) Al Cowens and me are the only people who really "get' this thread
:hf:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
u gotta go for that low key beauty not that fake shiit

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

u gotta go for that low key beauty not that fake shiit



I would punch your momma in the mouth to bang Lindsey Pelas.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Iron Prince posted:

u gotta go for that low key beauty not that fake shiit



Yeah, so low-key, with her ridiculous facial symmetry and reasonably proportional breasts. She clearly rolled out of bed for this event cause she's so down-to-earth and "real." :rolleyes:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah, so low-key, with her ridiculous facial symmetry and reasonably proportional breasts. She clearly rolled out of bed for this event cause she's so down-to-earth and "real." :rolleyes:

she hangs bro

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
where I come from the term "8 in fully functional" means somethings

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Oh that makes sense now. I feel vindicated that I'm very ignorant of tranny porn.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

mind the walrus posted:

Oh that makes sense now. I feel vindicated that I'm very ignorant of tranny porn.

fix this issue ASAP

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

where I come from the term "8 in fully functional" means somethings

If 8 is the inches from her ribcage to the fully part of her tittays, I'm down.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I had a dream last night where I had mind control powers against women. It will trigger sensitive types but this is me just being honest about my sexy boner dream.

So step one I mind controlled my wife to be super horny into other chicks and super horny about me plowing other chicks. Obviously this is the foundation of any mind control for married men.The empire initially starts with a few sex slaves plundered from the local college. I have them move in to our house and walk around naked doing chores and poo poo, and then at night they are strippers bringing in crazy money and giving it to me.

From there I used my stripper money to put together a trip to LA so I can mind control some powerful business ladies and celebrities. So I mind controlled some Kardashians and used their funds to buy a large mansion in my neighborhood. I also set myself up with an executive position at a cheese company ( :shrug: ) somehow, but I didn't do any work I just collected a paycheck and lived in this mansion with like 80 college girl strippers.

Also somehow I gradually increased the caliber of the strippers to the point where by the time they got all old and fat I cut them loose for newer, fresher boner zombies... they entered the job market as powerful politicians and public sector movers and shakers. So I made this into some kind of secret society like skull and bones.

Also, hot stripper armed guards outside the mansion.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Iron Prince posted:

im unimpressed



gently caress yes

my kinda woman

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Iron Prince's butt cheeks would touch the ground if he sat on a traffic cone

Iron Prince jacks off to Caitlin Jenner

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