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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together





i don't really know anything about this guy and i'm not really married to him but i'll do my best to answer your queries

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


what should i have for breafast

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011



Illegal Hen

How racist is he against other breeds

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

I boo what I want!


asl?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Enfield posted:

what should i have for breafast

eat fresh


CharlestonJew posted:

How racist is he against other breeds

he's fine with other men in dog suits as long as they're wearing "purebred" whatever he means by that



32 going on 50, female, UK (ofc)

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS

Pillbug

show us his dick

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS

Pillbug

I mean, will you show us his dick?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I mean, will you show us his dick?

:nws::nws:

since we broke up he shows it to any old husky anyhow

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



the eyeholes are the creepiest part i think

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Parallax Scroll posted:

the eyeholes are the creepiest part i think

the creepiest part was when i found 4000 worth of BDSM gear on the credit card and he wanted to lecture me about respecting his lifestyle choices

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

I thought you were going to RP as invader tims wife.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



notZaar posted:

I thought you were going to RP as invader tims wife.

whos invader tim

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Do y'all go to sporting events?

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is


Does he recall the P'zone, from Pizza Hut, and if so, did he enjoy it?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

whos invader tim

He's the guy with the brain-dead wife in gbs, there's a thread floating around

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


do you ever take pranut butter and uh... you know..

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Do y'all go to sporting events?

he's not really allowed anywhere where there are people but he takes part in the Mr Puppy Europe contest in Antwerp

he's always training for that with the other dog men

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 10, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!


Enfield posted:

what should i have for breafast

this is gonna sound crazy, but sphaghetto

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



notZaar posted:

He's the guy with the brain-dead wife in gbs, there's a thread floating around

oh gently caress that thread with a hammer

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Enfield posted:

do you ever take pranut butter and uh... you know..

i tried it but it didn't work. i think i wasn't a big enough beard for him so he had to tack on a dog suit and a bondage harness

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



You ever suspect that this is just an elaborate ruse so that he can insist on only doing you doggy style so that he doesn't have to look at your face during?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Thanks Brexit.

edit: Oh it was supposed to be a question...

"Why does my husband dress as a dog and bark at foreign people?"

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

this is gonna sound crazy, but sphaghetto

Don't do it enfield ol boy

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Moon Atari posted:

You ever suspect that this is just an elaborate ruse so that he can insist on only doing you doggy style so that he doesn't have to look at your face during?

his "handler" , colin, is quite handsome though

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



spud posted:

Thanks Brexit.

edit: Oh it was supposed to be a question...

"Why does my husband dress as a dog and bark at foreign people?"

because he's taken Leave of his senses!

little Guardian comments section humor there for you

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


i bet that dog pees everywhere

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

That lady's eyes say "kill me"

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay


just ray posted:

i bet that dog pees everywhere

What do you call it when a dog pees in its poop and you stir it until it's in a gravy like consistency?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Smash it Smash hit posted:

What do you call it when a dog pees in its poop and you stir it until it's in a gravy like consistency?

id say your... signing your post..!!???? :slick:

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


How do you recreate the whole knot situation during intimacy ? :(

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


Enfield posted:

id say your... signing your post..!!???? :slick:

:boom:

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Smash it Smash hit posted:

What do you call it when a dog pees in its poop and you stir it until it's in a gravy like consistency?

jenk9

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

Why are you still together and are there any circumstances where you'll have him put down?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Was he like this before you got married?
If not, do you blame yourself for allowing things to go this far?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


im going to stick my finger into my butthole

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


whats it smell like?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


poopnanners posted:

whats it smell like?

an egg

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I thought this thread was about op banging some dudes wife and I was happy that is get to meet another Mexican poster

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



Do you think we would have figured out general relativity by now if Einstein hadn't existed?? (and no I am not talking about special relativity you bozos!!)

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

Do you think we would have figured out general relativity by now if Einstein hadn't existed?? (and no I am not talking about special relativity you bozos!!)

Probably not because we'd still be fighting World War Two.

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