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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Is the horror really so constant that you couldn't keep it from showing on your face for even the few seconds it took to photograph you? If you don't feel...at liberty to answer this directly we might be able to establish some covert form of communication based on blinks.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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just ray posted:

i bet that dog pees everywhere

i keep telling him that pretending to be a dog isn't an excuse to piss on the rug but he keeps accusing me of humansplaining


Thin Privilege posted:

That lady's eyes say "kill me"

some people have it worse. i don't know them personally


Smash it Smash hit posted:

What do you call it when a dog pees in its poop and you stir it until it's in a gravy like consistency?

the aristocrats


Decebal posted:

How do you recreate the whole knot situation during intimacy ? :(

he's pretending to be a puppy so it never comes up in any sense of that phrase


RandomPauI posted:

Why are you still together and are there any circumstances where you'll have him put down?

no he's with his handler colin. i'm a responsible owner, i'd have him put down any time it's not in the best interests to extend his life, like after i back over him several times in my datsun 310


Applewhite posted:

Was he like this before you got married?
If not, do you blame yourself for allowing things to go this far?

he said he wanted to be top dog before we tied the knot, should have been a warning i guess
i still let him keep his stanky latex dog suit here and hose it down for him sometimes so maybe i was too much of a pushover


just ray posted:

im going to stick my finger into my butthole

we used to call that "giving the dog a bone" and it was the only way he'd get one for whatever reason

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



answer my question dickhead

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


OctoberBlues posted:

Do you think we would have figured out general relativity by now if Einstein hadn't existed?? (and no I am not talking about special relativity you bozos!!)

Of course, because the Great Man Theory is bunk according to internet wankers.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


Germstore posted:

Of course, because the Great Man Theory is bunk according to internet wankers.

mods tename me great man wanker bunk

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

lets post together



Moon Atari posted:

Is the horror really so constant that you couldn't keep it from showing on your face for even the few seconds it took to photograph you? If you don't feel...at liberty to answer this directly we might be able to establish some covert form of communication based on blinks.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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poopnanners posted:

whats it smell like?

wet puppy and rank latex


OctoberBlues posted:

answer my question dickhead

no

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009




no is your answer or no you won't answer?????

Goddammit bonerman.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:


So when did the thousand yard stare start? Right away or did it come over time when it set in that this is the new normal.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Redmanred posted:

So when did the thousand yard stare start? Right away or did it come over time when it set in that this is the new normal.

the new normal, definitely the new normal

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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really im just mad that the loving dog is on the sofa again

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


why is that dog allowed on the sofa

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


the hairs will never go and the sofa will be ruined not to mention.... dirty paws!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Nation posted:

why is that dog allowed on the sofa

he's not but he gets excited when i hit him with a rolled up newspaper and i don't want to encourage whatever this is. so he pretty much gets away with everything

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)


i have good pointers on dog training if you need them

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

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Nation posted:

i have good pointers on dog training if you need them

pass em on to colin

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