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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you



i don't really know anything about this guy and i'm not really married to him but i'll do my best to answer your queries

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Enfield posted:

what should i have for breafast

eat fresh


CharlestonJew posted:

How racist is he against other breeds

he's fine with other men in dog suits as long as they're wearing "purebred" whatever he means by that



32 going on 50, female, UK (ofc)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I mean, will you show us his dick?

:nws::nws:

since we broke up he shows it to any old husky anyhow

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Parallax Scroll posted:

the eyeholes are the creepiest part i think

the creepiest part was when i found £4000 worth of BDSM gear on the credit card and he wanted to lecture me about respecting his lifestyle choices

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

notZaar posted:

I thought you were going to RP as invader tims wife.

whos invader tim

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Do y'all go to sporting events?

he's not really allowed anywhere where there are people but he takes part in the Mr Puppy Europe contest in Antwerp

he's always training for that with the other dog men

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

notZaar posted:

He's the guy with the brain-dead wife in gbs, there's a thread floating around

oh gently caress that thread with a hammer

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Enfield posted:

do you ever take pranut butter and uh... you know..

i tried it but it didn't work. i think i wasn't a big enough beard for him so he had to tack on a dog suit and a bondage harness

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Moon Atari posted:

You ever suspect that this is just an elaborate ruse so that he can insist on only doing you doggy style so that he doesn't have to look at your face during?

his "handler" , colin, is quite handsome though

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

spud posted:

Thanks Brexit.

edit: Oh it was supposed to be a question...

"Why does my husband dress as a dog and bark at foreign people?"

because he's taken Leave of his senses!

little Guardian comments section humor there for you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

just ray posted:

i bet that dog pees everywhere

i keep telling him that pretending to be a dog isn't an excuse to piss on the rug but he keeps accusing me of humansplaining


Thin Privilege posted:

That lady's eyes say "kill me"

some people have it worse. i don't know them personally


Smash it Smash hit posted:

What do you call it when a dog pees in its poop and you stir it until it's in a gravy like consistency?

the aristocrats


Decebal posted:

How do you recreate the whole knot situation during intimacy ? :(

he's pretending to be a puppy so it never comes up in any sense of that phrase


RandomPauI posted:

Why are you still together and are there any circumstances where you'll have him put down?

no he's with his handler colin. i'm a responsible owner, i'd have him put down any time it's not in the best interests to extend his life, like after i back over him several times in my datsun 310


Applewhite posted:

Was he like this before you got married?
If not, do you blame yourself for allowing things to go this far?

he said he wanted to be top dog before we tied the knot, should have been a warning i guess
i still let him keep his stanky latex dog suit here and hose it down for him sometimes so maybe i was too much of a pushover


just ray posted:

im going to stick my finger into my butthole

we used to call that "giving the dog a bone" and it was the only way he'd get one for whatever reason

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Moon Atari posted:

Is the horror really so constant that you couldn't keep it from showing on your face for even the few seconds it took to photograph you? If you don't feel...at liberty to answer this directly we might be able to establish some covert form of communication based on blinks.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

poopnanners posted:

whats it smell like?

wet puppy and rank latex


OctoberBlues posted:

answer my question dickhead

no

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Redmanred posted:

So when did the thousand yard stare start? Right away or did it come over time when it set in that this is the new normal.

the new normal, definitely the new normal

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

really im just mad that the loving dog is on the sofa again

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nation posted:

why is that dog allowed on the sofa

he's not but he gets excited when i hit him with a rolled up newspaper and i don't want to encourage whatever this is. so he pretty much gets away with everything

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nation posted:

i have good pointers on dog training if you need them

pass em on to colin

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