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what is for lunch
puke in parking lot
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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that looks like that precooked bacon you microwave for 10 seconds

it's not

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Maybe you should get a "chimichanga" from bennys. :rolleyes:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
"free lunch"

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


oh good

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Some diced cheese and olives

Gunuku
Sep 26, 2007

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.
Lipstick Apathy
i had a whole wheat wrap with shredded grilled chicken, tomatoes, and some boring rear end lettuce in it creamed with ceasar dressing

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

that looks like that precooked bacon you microwave for 10 seconds

You do

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


:fyh:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Woah forgot that existed

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
That's totally you tho

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



that emote was probably relevant for 3-5 pages of one megathread in CD

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I had a Kliff Bar, and a few sechwan chicken lays potato chips, but they were disgusting.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i had some green chile with tortillas and 4 deep eddy shooters with some coconut water

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

just ray posted:

i had some green chile with tortillas and 4 deep eddy shooters with some coconut water

im looking forward to the 30th to come and hopefully go

i expect the same from you roach

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

epileptic_ev posted:

im looking forward to the 30th to come and hopefully go

i expect the same from you roach

ya you can kiss my grits you little turd

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
no thx rather see u hang urself like a g00d girl

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

epileptic_ev posted:

no thx rather see u hang urself like a g00d girl

you are an insignificant speck of pee on a small particle of poop

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

epileptic_ev posted:

no thx rather see u hang urself like a g00d girl

Hey Alex

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


op i was thinking of throwing Nathan jr on the grill

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

just ray posted:

i had some green chile with tortillas and 4 deep eddy shooters with some coconut water

Man you're going to be pissing out your rear end all night

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


*hearty chuckle* huh huh jk I'm really just getting pho with tendon

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

just ray posted:

you are an insignificant speck of pee on a small particle of poop

and yet i got u pregnant how does sex work?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

epileptic_ev posted:

and yet i got u pregnant how does sex work?

i'm going to have a metaboost salad with pesto chicken smart guy

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I am going to get my feet rubbed by a cheap Asian prostitute with a side of cream cheese

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I don't eat lunch anymore. It's a fasting period. I do masticate tho. Chew on thoughts. Today I wonder, why is it when I see an aspiring cult leader I judge his flock like a bad marriage "I give it two years." instead of "Hey I should stop him." I think it's because I'm starving, I feel predatory, and therefore it is satisfying for me to watch a spider eat a fly.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Tonsured posted:

I don't eat lunch anymore. It's a fasting period. I do masticate tho. Chew on thoughts. Today I wonder, why is it when I see an aspiring cult leader I judge his flock like a bad marriage "I give it two years." instead of "Hey I should stop him." I think it's because I'm starving, I feel predatory, and therefore it is satisfying for me to watch a spider eat a fly.

i hope you get hit by a train

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
c00000000000000000L

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

epileptic_ev posted:

c00000000000000000L



I know, right?!?! :haw:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Alex what's on your plate for din din tonight?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Alex what's on your plate for din din tonight?

probably dicks and turds lol

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

just ray posted:

i hope you get hit by a train

I'm the type of guy that age 15, started initiating contests for alpha with his teachers as soon as he entered the class room. You're not the first nor will you be the last to wish this on me .
Edit: It's really about not being intimidated. Oh no you can't reduce me to fight or flight, binary thinking tactics that work on the baseline critters fail on you, I doubt myself and everything I've done with my life.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tonsured posted:

I'm the type of guy that age 15, started initiating contests for alpha with his teachers as soon as he entered the class room. You're not the first nor will you be the last to wish this on me .

I started at 14. :smug:

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I really love something awful though. It was a bastion of insanity in a world of social hierarchies. To be nobody. Wonderful.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Pussy, im going to eat pussy for lunch.

Or maybe a slice of bread with some mayo and mustard that I hope isn't expired on it

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
all of the food groups are fairly represented

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