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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just ray posted:

we should all pee on each other and drink each others piss

seconded

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

just ray posted:

we should all pee on each other and drink each others piss

now this is a man with a head on his shoulders

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

just ray posted:

we should all pee on each other and drink each others piss

mine tastes like salt

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

JakeP posted:

mine tastes like salt

mine tastes like beetle bailey

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

alright looks like that motion;s carried

let's see some pee gentlegoons

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm eating raw yeast and becoming incredibly powerful

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Just Ray is either DGSW's parachute or he has successfully became DGSW. Not sure what we'll do if we get the other DGSW around here, gonna be a lot of god drat DGSW's around if that happens

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

that guy can suck my dick

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
spade it dont spray it

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think they reinstalled old gbs in preperation for spooky gbs's return

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm now above 2,000

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

i think they reinstalled old gbs in preperation for spooky gbs's return

I'm so frightened, I pooped my shoes.

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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Mr Speaker, may I have the floor please? I have something very important to spray

Well, hi there people, you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany
I was number one, the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
I'm gonna hit you with the story of the New Third Reich:
Well, it all began down in Munich town
And pretty soon the word started getting around
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
And before you knew it, hello new order!
To all the little mothers in the Fatherland
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
I said "How about this one? World War Two."
To be or not to be
Oh baby, can't you see
We're gonna take it to the top
You're making history
And it feels so good to me
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop

Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come on and join the Nazi party!
(Come on today!)

Like Humpty Dumpty over that wall
All the little countries they began to fall:
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'
We were swinging along with a song in our hearts
And Deutschland über Alles was making the charts:
We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo;
I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough
So I called the boys, I said "Boys, get tough!"
And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats:
There was skinny little Goebbels, and Göring, Mr. Fats
Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
Saying "Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!
We're gonna rip it on the people Teutonic-style!"

To be or not to be
Oh baby, can't you see
We're gonna make it to the top
You are our destiny
This thing was meant to be
Why don't we do it till we drop?

Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown
Get back, Jack, you can't get down!

Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da da-ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba ba-da-ba ba

(Do it Adolf, do it.)

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose
Then came D-day, depression and blues
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
People all around me started swallowing pills
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun
Time to look out for number one
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"

To be or not to be
Oh honey, can't you see
We had to take it to the top
You sure made history
And it felt so good to me
Ooh scheiáŸe, please don't ever stop

Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Bitter Mushroom posted:

Mr Speaker, may I have the floor please? I have something very important to spray

Well, hi there people, you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany
I was number one, the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
I'm gonna hit you with the story of the New Third Reich:
Well, it all began down in Munich town
And pretty soon the word started getting around
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
And before you knew it, hello new order!
To all the little mothers in the Fatherland
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
I said "How about this one? World War Two."
To be or not to be
Oh baby, can't you see
We're gonna take it to the top
You're making history
And it feels so good to me
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop

Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come on and join the Nazi party!
(Come on today!)

Like Humpty Dumpty over that wall
All the little countries they began to fall:
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'
We were swinging along with a song in our hearts
And Deutschland über Alles was making the charts:
We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo;
I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough
So I called the boys, I said "Boys, get tough!"
And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats:
There was skinny little Goebbels, and Göring, Mr. Fats
Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
Saying "Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!
We're gonna rip it on the people Teutonic-style!"

To be or not to be
Oh baby, can't you see
We're gonna make it to the top
You are our destiny
This thing was meant to be
Why don't we do it till we drop?

Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown
Get back, Jack, you can't get down!

Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da da-ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Ba ba-da-ba ba

(Do it Adolf, do it.)

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose
Then came D-day, depression and blues
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
People all around me started swallowing pills
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun
Time to look out for number one
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"

To be or not to be
Oh honey, can't you see
We had to take it to the top
You sure made history
And it felt so good to me
Ooh scheiáŸe, please don't ever stop

Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!

gargle my gonads

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

guzzling gonad goo

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

fluff my loving nuts, rear end-man

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Winston from Overwatch: Hi there

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Kuato posted:

With old GBS returning can we get the deep sea thread back? It was the solitary good thread ever made from 09-13. That and maybe the space is big thread I guess

Yes please! Deep Sea! Deep Sea! Deep Sea!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zombiepop posted:

Yes please! Deep Sea! Deep Sea! Deep Sea!

There is only SEA PATROL now.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
wheres the piss

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm the "head" of a major corporation

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
what are the rules now I would like to avoid getting in the trouble

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Sid Vicious posted:

what are the rules now I would like to avoid getting in the trouble

seconded

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Iron Prince posted:

wheres the piss

*pees in coffee cup*

*throws cup on you*

youre welcome

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
anyone else remember the giant ball of pubic hair we made in the town square to ramp up tourism? that was fun, we should all shave again

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

anyone else remember the giant ball of pubic hair we made in the town square to ramp up tourism? that was fun, we should all shave again

kudos to the guy who volunteered to be wrapped inside, his flesh and bone forever preserved like an owl pellet

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Sid Vicious posted:

what are the rules now I would like to avoid getting in the trouble

TOO LATE

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
more ITT threads

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

8 track betamax posted:

more ITT threads

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

8 track betamax posted:

more ITT threads

3 parody ITT threads for every ITT thread

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ITT we attend a GBS Gown Ball [actual]

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Can someone please link some classic GBS threads both good and bad so I can remember what the hell this forum used to be before Oct. 31st, 2013, The End Day

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Heath posted:

Can someone please link some classic GBS threads both good and bad so I can remember what the hell this forum used to be before Oct. 31st, 2013, The End Day

haha I can help you out with the bad ones just go to archives and click any thread ahahahaha

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



There should be an anime thread made and then ban everyone who posts in it.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Bacontotem posted:

There should be an anime thread made and then ban everyone who posts in it.

nite crew was a mistake

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Heath posted:

Can someone please link some classic GBS threads both good and bad so I can remember what the hell this forum used to be before Oct. 31st, 2013, The End Day

looks like youll never be the head of a major corporation

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
listen, that's all fine and good but has anyone ordered the drat pizzas yet!?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Bacontotem posted:

There should be an anime thread made and then ban everyone who posts in it.

you should be banned for playing Hanzo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
not enough threads about pokemon go

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Putty posted:

you should be banned for playing OVerwatch

ftfy hth

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