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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

goddamnit i wanted to be first

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

outstanding

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
How does he know Armstrong didn't?

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
an true american Hero

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

How does he know Armstrong didn't?

You don't think that wasn't the first question they asked him?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

notZaar posted:

How does he know Armstrong didn't?

Armstrong was an all-American cornfed hometown hero who was never comfortable with his hero status.

He just wanted to give his all for science and country, NOT by touching his dick to moon rocks.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
someone give that spaceman a medal

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
No one can take that from him for all of eternity.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i want to be the first to put a space rock in my butt

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
New genre of porn found.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
has anyone hosed in space yet??

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
This is truly the most important historical find of our age.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dont forget to lichen subscribe

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
that guy should have put one of the turds on the space rock

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Who is LMP

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

just ray posted:

that guy should have put one of the turds on the space rock

what if.... the space rock was a turd?!?!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

p sure this is the dick guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Bean

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

FogHelmut posted:

Who is LMP

luigi mario peach

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

VikingSkull posted:

what if.... the space rock was a turd?!?!

thats how AIDS was invented

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

FogHelmut posted:

Who is LMP

lunar moon penis

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

dsf posted:

has anyone hosed in space yet??

An astronaut visited my high school and said she gets this question everywhere she goes.

Her reply is that she's never witnessed it first hand but if anyone ever has it was likely Russians, they sneak all sorts of contraband into space and generally do whatever they want

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Al Bean was played by Dave Foley in From The Earth to the Moon

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
space turds are a huge issue I guess

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wish i had some space turds :(

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Real question, did astronauts get to cum in space

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Why was apollo 13 so boring if all this poop stuff and dick rocks are happening???

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Vegetable posted:

Real question, did astronauts get to cum in space

that's living the dream right there

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:stare:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Toadvine posted:

An astronaut visited my high school and said she gets this question everywhere she goes.

Her reply is that she's never witnessed it first hand but if anyone ever has it was likely Russians, they sneak all sorts of contraband into space and generally do whatever they want

:ussr:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

i havent even touched my dick to an earth rock

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

there are probably so many space turds floating out in space

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

there are probably so many space turds floating out in space

some day we will regret this

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

FogHelmut posted:

i havent even touched my dick to an earth rock

it's the first thing you do when you start astronaut training

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
So proud to be an Earthling right now :gizz:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I demand a robert zemeckis movie about this hero.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

These wikileaked DNC emails are getting weird...

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

dsf posted:

has anyone hosed in space yet??

The answer to this is maybe but probably not.

Its actually not easy to gently caress in zero G.

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