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gently caress that rock you space fuckman.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:24 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:05 |
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Yeah two of the first few experiments the Russians decided to even run in space were - Can you get drunk in space (yes) - Can you have sex in space (classified for a long time but yes) I'm glad the US can also lay claim to some of the really important science and answer the space questions about dicks and poop.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:26 |
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Of loving course people have hosed in space. I was being coy with my earlier post. Use your imagination
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:26 |
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i wanna get space drunk
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:26 |
FuhrerHat posted:goddamnit i wanted to be first [Sagan] Strange, that those of us seperated by such great distances, can have such similar dreams. [/Sagan]
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:27 |
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I wanna get space high.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:27 |
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Toadvine posted:An astronaut visited my high school and said she gets this question everywhere she goes. So we lost the space race after all
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:27 |
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It's like saying you can't gently caress in a pool smdh
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:27 |
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I wanna be the first man to say, "Suck my dick, you spaceman" but do it in space
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:29 |
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If you've read/watched The Right Stuff, none of this is surprising.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:35 |
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The poop stuff wasn't in the movie. I guess that's why the book is better.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:37 |
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who will be the first to drill a hole into the surface of the moon and gently caress it?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:38 |
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The 10,000 mile high club. It's very exclusive.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:40 |
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why is there so much turds in space
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:41 |
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Wall Balls posted:p sure this is the dick guy A real human bean. And a real hero.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:42 |
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8 track betamax posted:why is there so much turds in space People get anxious up there and just let em slide.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:42 |
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Toadvine posted:Of loving course people have hosed in space. I was being coy with my earlier post. lol yeah idk why this is even a serious question
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:47 |
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8 track betamax posted:why is there so much turds in space zero G's make your pooper looser e- also its a very conservative form of propulsion, well farts are, and sometimes stuff happens
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:49 |
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Tristesse posted:Yeah two of the first few experiments the Russians decided to even run in space were you have to drink liquor in space instead of beer because weight/alcohol ratio is very important, also carbonated beverages that make you burp in space are super messy because there's no gravity to keep the gas and liquid in your belly in distinct layers so when you burp in space you always throw up a little
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:50 |
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Same but on earth and in my sleep
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:51 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Al Bean was played by Dave Foley in From The Earth to the Moon I used to wonder if I liked Bean so much because Foley's portrayal was so charming. If he really did touch his dick to a rock then he's the awesome hero I always wanted him to be.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:53 |
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I've heard that they have to have special suits to be able to gently caress in space, seeing as you're floating and there's nothing to push against. Still, the first thing I'd do in zero G would be to jack it.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:56 |
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Arent they hooked up to heart rate monitors and poo poo 24/7? So everybody in mission control would know you were beating your hog for the fifth time that day
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:59 |
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Friginator posted:I've heard that they have to have special suits to be able to gently caress in space, seeing as you're floating and there's nothing to push against. Still, the first thing I'd do in zero G would be to jack it. In my mind only one of you needs a firm hold on a relatively stationary thing, and the other person just has to hold onto you.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:02 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Arent they hooked up to heart rate monitors and poo poo 24/7? So everybody in mission control would know you were beating your hog for the fifth time that day nah I don't think so def not on the space station
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:03 |
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if i was the martian like the movie with matt i wouldve just beat my meat until i died alone on that lonely red rock
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:06 |
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i probably would have just staged some elaborate hoax involving hostile aliens in my last days/weeks for future humans to stumble across when they inevitably come to investigate my death giggling to myself at the i'd be causing for decades and decades after im gone
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:08 |
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Wikipedia has a whole article on this, but it doesn't really answer anything: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:09 |
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Unguided posted:who will be the first to drill a hole into the surface of the moon and gently caress it? Someone already hosed on moon rocks and went to jail for it look it up.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:13 |
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Bean presents a piece of the first moon rock to be touched by a human penis at the Gasometer Oberhausen in March 2010.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:13 |
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Friginator posted:I've heard that they have to have special suits to be able to gently caress in space, seeing as you're floating and there's nothing to push against. Still, the first thing I'd do in zero G would be to jack it. Zero G would make autofellatio nearly impossible without a buddy.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:14 |
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they have bed things with straps on them to secure you so you don't float away while sleeping just sayin
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:14 |
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suck my spacerock, you fuckman
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:17 |
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Look at that smirk! He knows what he loving did
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:18 |
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Moridin920 posted:they have bed things with straps on them to secure you so you don't float away while sleeping I thought they slept in vertically oriented sleeping bags, the kind with a hood so you stay put and don't float around
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:28 |
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Toadvine posted:I thought they slept in vertically oriented sleeping bags, the kind with a hood so you stay put and don't float around hm you're right I was thinking of something else I guess still im sure they can figure it out, being smart scientists and engineers and all
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:07 |
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touch my dick, you space rock
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:12 |
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I thought astronauts slept on temper-pedic mattresses.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:22 |
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my personal endgame is to have a JO sesh while looking at the entire earth
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:05 |
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oh man you could pretend you were cumming all over it lol
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