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Moridin920 posted:oh man you could pretend you were cumming all over it lol a flood of Biblical proportions
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:55 |
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im glad this happened
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 00:09 |
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russia, beaten again
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 00:20 |
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which apollo mission is the one in the op from?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:10 |
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That Robot posted:which apollo mission is the one in the op from? Apollo 12 if legit. "Pete" would be Pete Conrad. the Lunar Module Pilot and Moon Rock Fucker would be Alan Bean. They also had porn on their mission. This is why we now have the euphemism about getting one's rocks off. EDIT: NASA even hosts the porn. (NSFW because of poorly photocopied and then crappy-scanned boobs) Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Aug 26, 2016 |
# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:17 |
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I'm glad we got some space-porn in this thread.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:29 |
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Fallows posted:
"moon rock" yeah right it's a loving space turd
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:35 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I wanna get space high. I want to be the first person to smoke a moon rock
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:37 |
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where are you finding this OP? I need a link. Several in fact.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:43 |
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im gonna vote for this guy for president
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 01:47 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Apollo 12 if legit. I think the last page of that is also a prank. That level of geological observation and terminology was beyond the grasp of that crew. They would read it to screw with the ground crew and sound smart to the public.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:05 |
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The Twinkie Czar posted:I think the last page of that is also a prank. That level of geological observation and terminology was beyond the grasp of that crew. They would read it to screw with the ground crew and sound smart to the public. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_12#Stunts_and_mementos The porn and geology terms were slipped into the checklists by the back-up crew. They also hid a Playboy calendar for the CSM pilot. Though Bean also did smuggle up a camera timer to gently caress with the photo lab guys, but lost it on one of the moon walks. Probably while looking for the most vagina-like rock.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:18 |
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I don't see why they even bother with a waste storage compartment. Just shoot your poop directly into the sun, no muss no fuss. Not only is it clean and environmentally friendly, how great would it be to be able to say that all light and life on Earth is fueled by your burning poop?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:20 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:I don't see why they even bother with a waste storage compartment. Just shoot your poop directly into the sun, no muss no fuss. They probably wanted to do tests on some of it, at least. Scott Kelly shipped his poop back to the boys in the lab while he was on the ISS, I think. And it came down on Elon Musk's Dragons so part of his fortune is from manure hauling.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:23 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:This is why we now have the euphemism about getting one's rocks off. Really?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:28 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:I don't see why they even bother with a waste storage compartment. Just shoot your poop directly into the sun, no muss no fuss. I imagine the reasoning goes something like this. It would be annoying to calculate and it would take a hella long time to actually get there. Probably long enough that there is a non zero chance that in the future somebodies space-car gets a big old load of dookie on the windshield while they are cruising past the sun.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:33 |
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false flags mods knew about space turds
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:37 |
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reignofevil posted:I imagine the reasoning goes something like this. It would be annoying to calculate and it would take a hella long time to actually get there. Probably long enough that there is a non zero chance that in the future somebodies space-car gets a big old load of dookie on the windshield while they are cruising past the sun. Sounds more like a feature than a bug to me.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:46 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:EDIT: NASA even hosts the porn. (NSFW because of poorly photocopied and then crappy-scanned boobs) Holy poo poo good old days were REAL!
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:51 |
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dethkon posted:Really? I mean, sure, why not? Why else would we have a colloquialism like that?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 02:55 |
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and just how are you supposed to shoot your poo poo into the sun and ensure it doesn't just enter some other orbit that leads to it taking out a satellite or spacecraft? I'm picturing like a poo poo trajectory computer with all these delta vs displayed for different turds lol "and it appears that my cumshot is now in its apogee" John Denver Hoxha fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 26, 2016 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:and just how are you supposed to shoot your poo poo into the sun and ensure it doesn't just enter some other orbit that leads to it taking out a satellite or spacecraft? I'm picturing like a poo poo trajectory computer with all these delta vs displayed for different turds lol Realtalk they would probably make an app called Shitter to track space-poop in real-time.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:04 |
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dethkon posted:Really? yes
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:05 |
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reignofevil posted:Realtalk they would probably make an app called Shitter to track space-poop in real-time. Shittr
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:12 |
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The Apollo astronauts were all military dudes so does it really surprise anyone that being isolated from humanity in a metal box with a couple other dudes will resort in a dick getting whipped out?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:15 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:They probably wanted to do tests on some of it, at least. dragons? musk would try to jump start the sobornost
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:16 |
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John Young smuggled a roast beef sandwich aboard Gemini 3. I bet the Apollo guys were pissed off that he ruined that for the rest of them when they had to resort to loving rocks. It's be like having to wipe your rear end with pine cones because the camp counselor got all PO'ed because a camper once snuck in a roll of Quilted Northern.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:31 |
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would my cum burn up re-entering the atmosphere???
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:35 |
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Justin Godscock posted:The Apollo astronauts were all military dudes so does it really surprise anyone that being isolated from humanity in a metal box with a couple other dudes will resort in a dick getting whipped out? Good ol' Moondick was on Apollo 12, an all Navy crew with an all Air Force backup crew. That may have amped up the shenanigans. But the prank with the scripted geology terminology makes me think of Apollo 17's Harrison Schmitt, a non military, real geologist dude.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 04:45 |
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Definitely Al Bean. drat. He's always been one of my heroes, ever since I followed the Apollo 12 mission live. Not only a great astronaut, but also a great artist. And now I learn that he donged a moon rock???? This makes me respect him even more.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 05:02 |
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Are we sure it wasn't Buzz Aldrin? Because if you follow him at all, it sounds exactly like something he'd do.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 05:20 |
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I've seen Apollo 18. Those weren't rocks.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:29 |
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There is a convenient -- TIME SKIP -- on page 239 of NASA's official transcript that lines up. http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/history/mission_trans/AS12_CM.PDF
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:54 |
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Justin Godscock posted:The Apollo astronauts were all military dudes so does it really surprise anyone that being isolated from humanity in a metal box with a couple other dudes will resort in a dick getting whipped out? I think it probably would have happened with any group of dudes but definitely the fastest with nerdy soldier guys.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:20 |
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Because navy boys certainly don't get they dicks out at a moment's notice
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:26 |
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Hello there moon sailor. Wait.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:41 |
there's this dispensary in my city that sells moon rocks. its nugs dipped in oil + rolled in kief. anyway im gonna be the first human to put a moon rock in my bussy
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:42 |
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There's a bunch of lost or stolen moon rocks. I bet some billionaire is rubbing his dick on a moon rock right now.
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:51 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:. God Bless The US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:53 |
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Has someone keistered a moon rock yet? I bet one of them did so they could have their own moon rock and soon we'll find out about the rear end Rock that that's been passed from father to son.
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