one of the apollo astronauts touched a moon rock to his dick

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > one of the apollo astronauts touched a moon rock to his dick

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

No one can take that from him for all of eternity.

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Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I wanna get space high.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:27

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

The poop stuff wasn't in the movie. I guess that's why the book is better.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:37

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I thought astronauts slept on temper-pedic mattresses.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 22:22

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

bald gnome error posted:

there's this dispensary in my city that sells moon rocks. its nugs dipped in oil + rolled in kief.

anyway im gonna be the first human to put a moon rock in my bussy

Kurupt Moon Rocks. I got a gram for free once. Serious couchlock. Like I couldn't do jack poo poo after hitting that.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 15:32

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