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1. Dinosaurs were always fighting. okay i should have picked something different for number one because that is actually true. 2. Dinosausre could talk. They talked but not the way dinosaurs on TV did, they said stuff like "Grarrrrrrr" and "Yarp Yarp Yarp". 3. Dinosaurs invented coffee. No. They did not invent coffee, coffee was discovered by Juan Valdez. Look it up. 4. Dinosaurs were cold-blooded/warm blooded. It doesnt matter now does it because they are dead. they are all dead forever. 5. Scientists "discover" dino bones by carving them out of rocks. once again a bad example this one is also true. 6. Dinosaurs believed the "globe earth" theory. Nope, the dinosaurs were not puppeted by the illuminati and probably had no opinion either way. 7. Gasoline comes from dinosaurs. LOL what, no! Gasoline comes from gas pumps you loving braindead lump of poo poo. 8. Jesus was a black man. uhhhh, not touching this one! #hotpotato #10footpole  feel free to ad your own dino-facts, knowledge is power!
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Dinosaurs didn't die out per se, they evolved into Dinosauroids and left to explore the Galaxy. They then seeded intelligence on earth around 20,000 BC and left once again.
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nice cock
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Aug 25, 2016 23:39
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 The fact that dinosaurs were just giant birds is so sad, makes them much less cool.
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9. The little girl who voiced Duckie was violently murdered by her own father when she was ten years old
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i just had another idea yall brb real quick
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Aug 25, 2016 23:43
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drake loves dinofacts dont even front
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OctoberBlues posted:
STARCH SAFE IDAHO SPUD
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Aug 25, 2016 23:48
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"Dinosore" is a good pun for when you want to make a joke about a dinosaur who is in some way afflicted by mild to moderate pain
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OctoberBlues posted:
#hotpotato #freedomfries #blessed
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Aug 25, 2016 23:53
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Jurrasic park is a real place, only they got the dino blood from melting glaciers. The government doesn't want you to know about it though, that's why there are all the global warming hoax people out there. They are funded by George Soros, who also owns the IRL Jurrasic park.
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Pawn 17 posted:Jurrasic park is a real place, only they got the dino blood from melting glaciers. The government doesn't want you to know about it though, that's why there are all the global warming hoax people out there. They are funded by George Soros, who also owns the IRL Jurrasic park. how does he have the time to write game of thrones too
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Aug 25, 2016 23:57
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Sid Vicious posted:how does he have the time to write game of thrones too That's George Jefferson
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dimetrodon is not a dinosaur; he is a synapsid
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Aug 25, 2016 23:58
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Billions of years ago 2 dinosaurs might have had sex right in the spot where you are sitting right now
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His real name is George Saurus FYI
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Aug 25, 2016 23:59
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Chrs Gry posted:Billions of years ago 2 dinosaurs might have had sex right in the spot where you are sitting right now 14 stories up in the air? Wow, that would have been cool to see
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Sid Vicious posted:how does he have the time to write game of thrones too "Jon Snow" is actually a stegosaurus.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:00
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these facts are a bitter pill to some of my dino beliefs, but hell, times change
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Aug 26, 2016 00:00
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The ending of the TV show was seriously hosed up.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:01
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dinosaurs actually had feathers
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OctoberBlues posted:14 stories up in the air? Wow, that would have been cool to see Maybe there was a hill there. You don't know.
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OctoberBlues posted:14 stories up in the air? Wow, that would have been cool to see that's how the flying ones did it, incidentally they say the flying ones weren't dinosaurs but were pteradons but that's just a lie that some professors cooked up so they could get more funding
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Aug 26, 2016 00:01
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DO THE CRIME DO THE TIME
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Aug 26, 2016 00:01
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OctoberBlues posted:The fact that dinosaurs were just giant birds is so sad, makes them much less cool. I think birds are nice.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:02
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my chickens were like little dinosaurs and it was p cool
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Aug 26, 2016 00:04
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EX250 Type R posted:my chickens were like little dinosaurs and it was p cool maybe you shouldn't have eaten them then
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Ork of Fiction posted:I think birds are nice. Giant penguins would be cool.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:05
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Kuato posted:Dinosaurs didn't die out per se, they evolved into Dinosauroids and left to explore the Galaxy. They then seeded intelligence on earth around 20,000 BC and left once again. Actually an asteroid bumped them into a parallel dimension where they basically evolved into humans but their society is slightly more of a dystopia, although they have invented cool rocket boots.
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Aug 26, 2016 00:06
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Dinosaur Jr. is in fact not the son of Dinosaur Sr.
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its p wild that when i was a kid dinosaurs were lizards and i read in (admittedly incredibly old) books about all these dinosaurs that now aren't even real anymore. and also now birds are dinosaurs. thats p wild ive been unable to convince some people of that fact and it entertains me
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symbolic posted:Dinosaur Jr. is in fact not the son of Dinosaur Sr. but Donkey Kong Jr. is really the son of Donkey Kong Sr. right? don't screw me on this answer, i need to know the truth
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Aug 26, 2016 00:08
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Cnut the Great posted:but Donkey Kong Jr. is really the son of Donkey Kong Sr. right?
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Cnut the Great posted:but Donkey Kong Jr. is really the son of Donkey Kong Sr. right? Yes. Mother is Pauline.
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symbolic posted:this question is best reserved for a thread not about dinosaurs In that case, we should instead be asking whether Yoshi can really be considered a dinosaur? He is a member of an intelligent race from a world full of creatures with superficial resemblances to things from our world (like turtles and mushrooms), but this resemblance doesn't mean he is actually a dinosaur. Koopas look like but aren't ever referred to as turtles. Yoshi has even less resemblance to real world dinosaurs than Koopa troopers do to turtles. He has some traits which are more reminiscent of frogs, and some which are entirely alien (like creating eggs from devoured prey).
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i think the first thing anyone would do with a time machine is go look at dinosaurs. the more messed up people would then go on to hunt and/or gently caress some dinosaurs, but going to take a look would still be the first step.
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matt damon is a reptillian
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Serious Frolicking posted:i think the first thing anyone would do with a time machine is go look at dinosaurs. the more messed up people would then go on to hunt and/or gently caress some dinosaurs, but going to take a look would still be the first step. i will take u on a nice date in leslieville anytime if u let me
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