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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


the answer is kay parker u idiots

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

THIS DUDE HERE IS A REAL CLOWN


Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

All I'm saying is that under "games" there's a subforum called "Derek Smart's House of Star Citizen Obsessive Insanity" and the person that posts all the threads with ATTENTION tags there is called "D_Smart" and I've heard about a million people say Derek Smart is the mod there.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

Nope there's a whole subforum dedicated to polishing his balls.

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners


don't know if this has been posted yet

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


surrender posted:

don't know if this has been posted yet



Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx


surrender posted:

don't know if this has been posted yet



this pic is very calming

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!


Orkin Mang posted:

the answer is kay parker u idiots

This is the correct answer, you can all go home now.

Arcsquad12
Mar 4, 2013

I Love Satan


Inzombiac posted:

OH! She was the math whiz in Cube! I thought she was super cute as well and didn't make the connection.

David Hewlett was also in the film as the designer trapped in the Cube. Though my favorite thing is watching Wayne Robson's face dissolve. Try watching Red Green again after seeing THAT.

Canadian horror movies are weird when you get so many well known TV actors on them.

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

Around 1999.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

P-Mack posted:

I was a kid and my mom let me pick out any NES game in the store. I immediately gravitated to this one for reasons I did not fully understand at the time.



The game turns out to be a terribly executed port of an insanely hard Japanese arcade game.

You might like some of the other covers too

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/athena/athena.htm

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark



Archaeologists have discovered a crude 20th-Century precursor to the common practice of "bubbling" in which horny preteens used "scissors" to simulate pornographic images.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land






Mathilda May in Lifeforce

Would post pic, but nws

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.

Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

I definitely want to suck on those titties I'm just saying she looks like an idiot.

Also it's amazing how much more sexy a tasteful still of an attractive woman can be than a million gigabytes of streaming content of nude animals sticking objects in every orifice.

quote:

O tempora! O mores!


I get these girly magazines in the mail because
I'm writing short stories for them again
and here in these pages are these ladies
exposing their jewel boxes -
it looks more like a gynecologist's
journal -
everything boldly and clinically
exposed
beneath bland and bored physiognomies.
it's a turn-off of gigantic
proportions:
the secret is in the
imagination -
take that away and you have dead
meat.

a century back
a man could be driven mad
by a well-turned
ankle, and
why not?
one could imagine
that the rest
would be
magical
indeed!

now they shove it at us like a
McDonald's hamburger
on a platter.

there is hardly anything as beautiful as
a woman in a long dress

not even the sunrise
not even the geese flying south
in the long V formation
in the bright freshness
of early morning.


(Charles Bukowski)

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem


^^^ This is Ricky Ma's robot, "Mark 1," not AT ALL to be confused with Scarlett Johansson's recent casting as the character Major Kusanagi in the live-action remake of transhumanist anime Ghost In the Shell vvv (currently in production):

It's happening you guise

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem


Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro


DOOP posted:

Mathilda May in Lifeforce

Would post pic, but nws

Everyone should watch Lifeforce for the neat special effects, ludicrous plotline, and tons of gratuitous full-frontal and rear nudity.

Also Patrick Stewart.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec


Oh my

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLfuR7m2uFk

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.


I just imagine it's making the ack ACK! noises from Mars Attacks

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.


Rough Lobster posted:

Everyone should watch Lifeforce for the neat special effects, ludicrous plotline, and tons of gratuitous full-frontal and rear nudity.

Also Patrick Stewart.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Rabbit Hill posted:



(Charles Bukowski)

that's a good one

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

Why god?



Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Say what you will about Terry Farrell but Nicole de Boer is and was a goddamn fox

https://imgur.com/AucJlht

Edit: Imgur on mobile doesn't give BBCode links and IMG tags aren't working. Wtf

Jadzia Dax was the hottest piece of rear end in Starfleet. I can't listen to any of this Ezri nonsense.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

https://forums.somethingawful.com/m...o&userid=164480

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax


Anyone remember the scene from "Demon Knight" with all of the huge chested ladies?

Yah, that.

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

Jadzia Dax was the hottest piece of rear end in Starfleet. I can't listen to any of this Ezri nonsense.

She was awesome. The only reason to get pissy about Terry Farrel is the fact that she left the show to be on Becker with Ted Danson.

There were tons of great fiveheads on DS9 without bailing for that show.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

syscall girl posted:

There were tons of great fiveheads on DS9 without bailing for that show.


You mean they weren't casting for that?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem


cams
Mar 28, 2003



i was gonna post the lesbian scene from wild things cause i definitely recorded that onto vhs asap, but that ain't the real #1







cams fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 20, 2016

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless


It's hard to say, but this was definitely one of the earliest moments where I felt like I fell in love with A GIRL:


Ephemeral, beautiful, fragile, otherworldly and unreachable...


I certainly sympathize with Prince Lir.

In retrospect, I feel I'm drat lucky I came away from this without any Brony proclivities.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014

... the beats of the dead.

furry scum.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

OK well here we go

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Fux sake.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




Now stop fussing and post more 90s not-porn

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Toilet Shoes posted:

Anyone remember the scene from "Demon Knight" with all of the huge chested ladies?

Yah, that.

Good call, here.

Maybe the cake scene in under-siege.

slumdoge millionare
Feb 16, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

cams posted:

i was gonna post the lesbian scene from wild things cause i definitely recorded that onto vhs asap, but that ain't the real #1









Welp. I'm sold

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax


Jastiger posted:

Good call, here.

Maybe the cake scene in under-siege.



http://i.imgur.com/P2NwsO8.gif

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012




Gaunab posted:

some spectacular titties

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich



My friend in elementary school saw this and thought she had just popped her pants when she showed the balls and dick between the legs

Needless to say he didn't know what a mango a was and so the ending was confusing to him

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