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Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the answer is kay parker u idiots

# ? Sep 19, 2016 13:01

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# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:32

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

All I'm saying is that under "games" there's a subforum called "Derek Smart's House of Star Citizen Obsessive Insanity" and the person that posts all the threads with ATTENTION tags there is called "D_Smart" and I've heard about a million people say Derek Smart is the mod there.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:02

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010; i stink

Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

Nope there's a whole subforum dedicated to polishing his balls.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 14:03

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

don't know if this has been posted yet

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:50

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

surrender posted:

don't know if this has been posted yet

# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:56

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

surrender posted:

don't know if this has been posted yet

this pic is very calming

# ? Sep 19, 2016 15:58

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Orkin Mang posted:

the answer is kay parker u idiots

This is the correct answer, you can all go home now.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:29

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Inzombiac posted:

OH! She was the math whiz in Cube! I thought she was super cute as well and didn't make the connection.

David Hewlett was also in the film as the designer trapped in the Cube. Though my favorite thing is watching Wayne Robson's face dissolve. Try watching Red Green again after seeing THAT.

Canadian horror movies are weird when you get so many well known TV actors on them.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 16:33

meselfs: Sep 26, 2015; The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

Around 1999.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:30

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

P-Mack posted:

I was a kid and my mom let me pick out any NES game in the store. I immediately gravitated to this one for reasons I did not fully understand at the time.

The game turns out to be a terribly executed port of an insanely hard Japanese arcade game.

You might like some of the other covers too

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/athena/athena.htm

# ? Sep 19, 2016 17:36

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Archaeologists have discovered a crude 20th-Century precursor to the common practice of "bubbling" in which horny preteens used "scissors" to simulate pornographic images.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 23:02

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Mathilda May in Lifeforce

Would post pic, but nws

# ? Sep 19, 2016 23:16

Rabbit Hill: Mar 11, 2009; God knows what lives in me in place of me.; Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

I definitely want to suck on those titties I'm just saying she looks like an idiot.

Also it's amazing how much more sexy a tasteful still of an attractive woman can be than a million gigabytes of streaming content of nude animals sticking objects in every orifice.

quote:

O tempora! O mores!

I get these girly magazines in the mail because
I'm writing short stories for them again
and here in these pages are these ladies
exposing their jewel boxes -
it looks more like a gynecologist's
journal -
everything boldly and clinically
exposed
beneath bland and bored physiognomies.
it's a turn-off of gigantic
proportions:
the secret is in the
imagination -
take that away and you have dead
meat.

a century back
a man could be driven mad
by a well-turned
ankle, and
why not?
one could imagine
that the rest
would be
magical
indeed!

now they shove it at us like a
McDonald's hamburger
on a platter.

there is hardly anything as beautiful as
a woman in a long dress

not even the sunrise
not even the geese flying south
in the long V formation
in the bright freshness
of early morning.

(Charles Bukowski)

# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:06

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

^^^ This is Ricky Ma's robot, "Mark 1," not AT ALL to be confused with Scarlett Johansson's recent casting as the character Major Kusanagi in the live-action remake of transhumanist anime Ghost In the Shell vvv (currently in production):

It's happening you guise

# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:35

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:39

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Sep 20, 2016 00:47

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

DOOP posted:

Mathilda May in Lifeforce

Would post pic, but nws

Everyone should watch Lifeforce for the neat special effects, ludicrous plotline, and tons of gratuitous full-frontal and rear nudity.

Also Patrick Stewart.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:37

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:42

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Say Nothing posted:

Oh my

# ? Sep 20, 2016 03:45

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLfuR7m2uFk

# ? Sep 20, 2016 04:10

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I just imagine it's making the ack ACK! noises from Mars Attacks

# ? Sep 20, 2016 04:40

Automatic Slim: Jul 1, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

Everyone should watch Lifeforce for the neat special effects, ludicrous plotline, and tons of gratuitous full-frontal and rear nudity.

Also Patrick Stewart.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 05:07

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Rabbit Hill posted:

(Charles Bukowski)

that's a good one

# ? Sep 20, 2016 05:17

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Say what you will about Terry Farrell but Nicole de Boer is and was a goddamn fox

https://imgur.com/AucJlht

Edit: Imgur on mobile doesn't give BBCode links and IMG tags aren't working. Wtf

Jadzia Dax was the hottest piece of rear end in Starfleet. I can't listen to any of this Ezri nonsense.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 06:40

Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=164480

# ? Sep 20, 2016 06:59

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Anyone remember the scene from "Demon Knight" with all of the huge chested ladies?

Yah, that.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 07:15

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

PostNouveau posted:

Jadzia Dax was the hottest piece of rear end in Starfleet. I can't listen to any of this Ezri nonsense.

She was awesome. The only reason to get pissy about Terry Farrel is the fact that she left the show to be on Becker with Ted Danson.

There were tons of great fiveheads on DS9 without bailing for that show.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 07:48

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

syscall girl posted:

There were tons of great fiveheads on DS9 without bailing for that show.

You mean they weren't casting for that?

# ? Sep 20, 2016 07:56

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Sep 20, 2016 08:09

cams: Mar 28, 2003

i was gonna post the lesbian scene from wild things cause i definitely recorded that onto vhs asap, but that ain't the real #1

cams fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Sep 20, 2016

# ? Sep 20, 2016 09:29

Soul Reaver: Mar 8, 2009; in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

It's hard to say, but this was definitely one of the earliest moments where I felt like I fell in love with A GIRL:

Ephemeral, beautiful, fragile, otherworldly and unreachable...

I certainly sympathize with Prince Lir.

In retrospect, I feel I'm drat lucky I came away from this without any Brony proclivities.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 10:33

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

furry scum.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 10:53

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

OK well here we go

# ? Sep 20, 2016 11:34

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Fux sake.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:06

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010; i stink

_{Now stop fussing and post more 90s not-porn}

# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:16

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Toilet Shoes posted:

Anyone remember the scene from "Demon Knight" with all of the huge chested ladies?

Yah, that.

Good call, here.

Maybe the cake scene in under-siege.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 12:43

slumdoge millionare: Feb 17, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

cams posted:

i was gonna post the lesbian scene from wild things cause i definitely recorded that onto vhs asap, but that ain't the real #1

Welp. I'm sold

# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:55

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Jastiger posted:

Good call, here.

Maybe the cake scene in under-siege.

http://i.imgur.com/P2NwsO8.gif :nws:

# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:07

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Toilet Shoes posted:

http://i.imgur.com/P2NwsO8.gif

Gaunab posted:

some spectacular titties

# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:10

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# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:32

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

hard counter posted:

My friend in elementary school saw this and thought she had just popped her pants when she showed the balls and dick between the legs

Needless to say he didn't know what a mango a was and so the ending was confusing to him

# ? Sep 20, 2016 16:25

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