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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Not very original but good ole, Elly Mae Clampett, Daisy Duke, and Wonder Woman.





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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


It is your primary objective to swim closer to that beau ti ful creature. Swim closer now.

Uh, heh heh. Hey Butt-head, I think I'm freaking out.

Ehh... okay.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005

war is hell


Pillbug

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine


GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

It is your primary objective to swim closer to that beau ti ful creature. Swim closer now.

Uh, heh heh. Hey Butt-head, I think I'm freaking out.

Ehh... okay.

hyper sexuality

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.



Either this or a random Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. And I'm pretty sure my favorite image in that catalog was a woman in a shiny black outfit with a matching
faux police hat and possibly a riding crop.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Cthulu Carl posted:

The scene in Under Siege where the chick pops out of the cake.

that's a good one

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald



Hahah truth

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011



When one of my family members finally got the cracked black cable box and I didn't have to see scrambled porn anymore, it was like a blind man seeing color for the first time. Simply majestic.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.



The lingerie section of the Sears Wishbook.

It was too big to hide, but I just told my parents I kept it in my room because I was looking at the toy section, thinking about my Christmas list

Also it's winter and my nose is runny, so that's why there's all the tissues in the garbage can in my room.

Before they got thrown out, I'd cut some of the pictures out and made a scrapbook over the course of like four years of 90s lingerie models in christmas-themed stuff that was supposed to make moms feel sexy and not at all regret who they married. I kept it in a binder with a big rear end Starfleet sticker on it under my dresser.

I have no idea where the sticker came from, I think in my adolescent mind if someone saw the binder they'd just think "oh, that's just another book of his nerd drawings" and not open it?

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006




I had thought there was some tit loving going on, but there's something else happening. That's definitely a hand on a tit.

I love the weird random digital text off to the side. It's like you're watching interplanetary probe footage.

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013


real talk

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Mel B was hotter.

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009


2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce rape pickles onions on a sesame seed bun



Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT MY SODIUM LEVELS OVER THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS BEATING MY TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS


Fun Shoe

I'm not really a star trek fan but




also

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Pudding Huxtable posted:

Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet

not with dat rear end

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.


Pudding Huxtable posted:

Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet
Could be they're adding a few inches and counting her height in heels. Or maybe messed up a conversion from metric.

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009


2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce rape pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


Or it could be that she's a fictitious villain from a lovely old vidya game

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009


2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce rape pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


Still would though

Safety Scissors
Feb 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless



This is by far the best post in the thread. It's just amazing. I had to look her up on wikipedia, and to no surprise her mom is an Eastern European Jewess.

Probably the next 2 second where the camera pans up to Mariah Carey's face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY#t=77s

The_end
May 17, 2014


not an image, but this scene from star ship troopers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtTgHuGgW-c

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit


the picture of lolo ferrari that was in the guinness book of world records

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet

A good ten inches of that is hair though.

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?





But daaaaammmmmnnnn Ginger Spice was cute.

Turpitude
Oct 12, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor


Soiled Meat

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008



Pictures of lily

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Fuck this gay MOTHER Earth.

electrigger
Dec 18, 2005

so gay and you don't even like boys


Too bad she's like responsible for the deaths of thousands of babies now.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

The music video for Madonna - Express Yourself

edit: Also this

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at Aug 26, 2016 around 19:13

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Fiona_Apple_Criminal.avi

Zzulu
May 15, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 42 hours!


today kids are having sexual awakenings to giantess pony dickmonster airplane porn instead

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Zzulu posted:

today kids are having sexual awakenings to giantess pony dickmonster airplane porn instead

And God Bless America!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011



I'm getting horny

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

third place is still pretty damn good


Fun Shoe

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time



i was getting all excited then I saw the name and realized she isn't actually a midget

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016



That is one hosed up belly button!

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006


Inzombiac posted:

Fiona_Apple_Criminal.avi

several friends
Apr 7, 2015



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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hahahahahaha yesssss

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