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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL


Teikanmi posted:

Needless to say he didn't know what a mango a was and so the ending was confusing to him

I don't think anyone here knows what a "mango a" is.

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McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Tanya from the lovely Red Alert cutscenes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Knock-off Die Hard was pretty good since it had other memorable scenes like Tommy Lee Jones in drag.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

meselfs posted:

Around 1999.



is it my imagination or is there a goatse in those clouds

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

etalian posted:

Knock-off Die Hard was pretty good since it had other memorable scenes like Tommy Lee Jones in drag.

And Chief O'Brien with a machine gun.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

cams posted:

i was gonna post the lesbian scene from wild things cause i definitely recorded that onto vhs asap, but that ain't the real #1









Wow, post-op trannies are gruesome

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

cnut
May 3, 2016

R-Type posted:

Wow, post-op trannies are gruesome

After looking at those pics I'd say it grew some :wink:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
I certainly did

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

I only thought she was pretty during the part of the movie where she was a lady. :(

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006
I suggest tree
elizabeth perkins from the movie big was my chidhood crush.


Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Night Trap, anyone?

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
also i totally wanted sally from the encyclopedia brown books to be my girlfriend

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Denim Dude posted:

elizabeth perkins from the movie big was my chidhood crush.




In my head, Sean Young and Elizabeth Perkins are smooshed into the same person. One perfect 80's chick.

Also (as a kid goddamnit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL6NeROT5tI

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Cobweb loosened, I finally found it, THE image:

"Battle Chasers" #1

:hawaaaafap:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

etalian posted:

Knock-off Die Hard was pretty good since it had other memorable scenes like Tommy Lee Jones in drag.
Gary Busey.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


I forgot, Gary Busey in drag was pretty hilarious

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007


Stacey Williams.


My mom thought I really needed to own the SI swimsuit calendar for some reason. I dunno maybe I was bad at keeping track of time.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

P-Mack posted:


Stacey Williams.


My mom thought I really needed to own the SI swimsuit calendar for some reason. I dunno maybe I was bad at keeping track of time.

Dude what if your moms thought you were a little :gay:

I was a latchkey kid so I got to check the mail after school and let me tell you, my moms never saw her Victoria Secret catalogs.

Momspiracy


Now I only wear the laciest of undergarments

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


For all that is holy with Erika Eleniak's tits, never watch Chuck Russell's The Blob remake...

Her tits eat a guy.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Cobweb loosened, I finally found it, THE image:

"Battle Chasers" #1

:hawaaaafap:

I love how this series was super-popular because of Red Monika but Joey Mads blew all his time playing video games that it took almost two years between a pair of issues and it ended in the shittiest way possible.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
catholic high school girls ...in trouble

:nws: https://youtu.be/YqANx1DtiIs?t=5m18s :nws:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mariana Horchata posted:

catholic high school girls ...in trouble

:nws: https://youtu.be/YqANx1DtiIs?t=5m18s :nws:

What a stunningly accurate portrayal of sex culture like 30 years ahead of its time. Like the clown whipping the chicks like meat in the creepy barn, that's just like modern times. :staredog:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

This makes me feel really sad

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Orkin Mang posted:

the answer is kay parker u idiots

Oh man, the first porno I ever saw was a Kay Parker film. She pretty much set the tone for what I would find attractive for the rest of my life.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Jennifer Runyon


Absolut girl


Samantha Fox


Shawnee Smith. . .huge crush on her


Susanna Hoff

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Teikanmi posted:

My friend in elementary school saw this and thought she had just popped her pants when she showed the balls and dick between the legs

Needless to say he didn't know what a mango a was and so the ending was confusing to him

I thought it really was just the worst case of hemorrhoids he had ever seen, that's why everyone started puking. Idk, I was eight.

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


The boob poster in die hard

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