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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Cnut the Great posted:

Incidentally, 9/11 was my sexual awakening.

You better pour some jet fuel on that thing before someone notices.

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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Gatekeeper posted:

aww isn't that the dead goonette murdered by her roommate who went all single white female, gettin the same dumb Mario bros tattoos as her and eatin her makeup while she was at work just chewing up her lipstickers and then finally she set fire to her pet hedgehog babies and stabbed her to death with craft scissors that give paper a cool funky edge pattern

Pinking... shears?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

Oh jeez, Johnny Dangerously. I saw that movie once.

Once.

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