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Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Tonsured posted:

This piece of ilkhanid art depicts the death of Yazdegird I, kicked to death by water horse. He had stopped to take a drink and a horse magicaly appeared out of the water and that is definitely how he died for reals. I mean stuff like this happens all the time I relate a lot. The surprise on the witnesses was the expression on my visage when my father plummeted to his death on our spontaneous mountain climbing trip. After I inherited his vast fortune I was able to afford many a prostitute, that you can be assured friends. Yes, in many ways a owe a lot to this painting including all the crazy sex I have all the time.

gently caress I hate when water horses just appear out of nowhere and kick you in the chest I WAS JUST GETTING A GODDAMN DRINK YOU JERK rear end HORSE!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:22

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 16:46

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Friginator posted:

Holy bulging tights, Batman!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:49

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Poetic Justice posted:

Soooooooo, do you have the rest of this photo set?

satanic splash-back posted:

Hey, homegrown isn't allowed

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 01:50

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

https://web.archive.org/web/2011121...disturbation/74

Thanks to you I found my image

http://i.imgur.com/ZejFfuW.jpg

I feel so complete now.

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:41

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

youngbeard posted:

Oh myyyyyyy

Bismuth posted:

pro click

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 04:10

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Moon Atari posted:

the film clip to can't get you out of my head was one of the first things i ever thought about while jerking it. then a little while later it was playing and my dad turned to my mum and said 'she looks just like you when you were younger', and it was years before i felt safe to masturbate again.

lol, owned by your dad

Ralph Hurley posted:

euro-titties

i remember this scene

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 06:01

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

bitmap posted:

I too get hard thinking about how radical that shirt is

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 14:02

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Decrepus posted:

This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

Yes

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 15:40

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

ok. ok. would not have clocked in a million years.

I'm missing something here.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:40

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

Oh! Lol. I should'a known.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:46

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

Why? 'Scool.

Oh no problems here. I just thought I was missing something. Turns out I was!

What I was missing was Jessie Dubai's huge dick

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 21:03

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

hard counter posted:

http://i.imgur.com/mfLEkg9.mp4

What is going on here, exactly?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 05:38

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Big Centipede posted:

I don't know but I want to gently caress it

Fukkin

Pudding Huxtable posted:

collective goons' feet rotting off in some beautiful collective astrological diabetic unison just from staring at that entire vid unblinking

Lol. Not gonna lie. This was me:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:45

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Internaut! posted:

ya hes making ice cream after all

FuhrerHat posted:

thats hot cream

I was making hot cream while watching it, iykwim

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 15:52

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

LethalGeek posted:

She's nearly 60 in this pic, or is 60. I know make up and surgery is a thing but holy gently caress lady good job

What!?

# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 16:23

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Young Freud posted:

Unfortunately this is so short that you can't see the man wearing a full set of plate armor while banging a chick.

Yes, it's Uthor Pendragon's rape of Arthur's mother from Excalibur.

Oh drat, I thought that's what it might have been. I actually haven't seen that till now on account of seeing Excalibur only on cable television

You don't even need the scene as it's pretty obvious what happened. drat. That was a good movie

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 04:34

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# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 16:46

Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

hard counter posted:

your queen got infected by the animu

what now scr*b

Lol, like that's considered a turn off

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 15:59

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