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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > images that prompted your sexual awakening
 
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Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer




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Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

a dog from hell posted:

I definitely want to suck on those titties I'm just saying she looks like an idiot.

Also it's amazing how much more sexy a tasteful still of an attractive woman can be than a million gigabytes of streaming content of nude animals sticking objects in every orifice.

quote:

O tempora! O mores!


I get these girly magazines in the mail because
I'm writing short stories for them again
and here in these pages are these ladies
exposing their jewel boxes -
it looks more like a gynecologist's
journal -
everything boldly and clinically
exposed
beneath bland and bored physiognomies.
it's a turn-off of gigantic
proportions:
the secret is in the
imagination -
take that away and you have dead
meat.

a century back
a man could be driven mad
by a well-turned
ankle, and
why not?
one could imagine
that the rest
would be
magical
indeed!

now they shove it at us like a
McDonald's hamburger
on a platter.

there is hardly anything as beautiful as
a woman in a long dress

not even the sunrise
not even the geese flying south
in the long V formation
in the bright freshness
of early morning.
:goonsay:

(Charles Bukowski)

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