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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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why is bailey jay the poster boy for trannies? shes not even hot, thre are wya httr trannis out there

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I can't really remember what I specifically started jerking off to, tbh

I think my first non-imagination jerks was to distorted porn on the TV late at night when my parents had gone to sleep. I'd sneak up to the TV and do a channel search and hone in one a dirty channel and watch a garbled mess of women loving :allears:

I had to work for my cummies back then

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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today kids are having sexual awakenings to giantess pony dickmonster airplane porn instead

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7dkZHzqHZ0

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May 15, 2009

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Zzulu fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Aug 27, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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hundreds of guys in a room, not a woman in sight, watching two small men/children play street fighter

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Back when music videos were wayyyyyy more tame than today, this music video made me very horny when I was young


God drat I can't believe that video is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD

holy poo poo IM OLD

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

In 1998 a pop star was born

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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When I was a kid and I saw that princess in neverending story I'm not sure what I experienced was sexual arousal but I basically fell in love instantly

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yeah post more shemales please

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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She was super hot in that Hannobal show

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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jesus loving christ, "ika i rutan"

I did not expect random swedish tv program from the 80s to show up here on SA, reminding me that it existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYQ6JjreOY

It was just a weird lady being weird a lot :allears:

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May 15, 2009

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The game was about making your own porn movies. They never showed any genitalia but there was a lot of boobs and rear end

I got the game from a friend in nineteen ninety eight

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May 15, 2009

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jouasag2O8

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May 15, 2009

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May 15, 2009

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treiz01 posted:

What the gently caress even is this

french

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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nice

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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16 is legal here, so

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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wanna pull that rope

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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She was real hot in Spartacus. I'd be her personal gladiator sex slave, if you know what I mean

I havent seen her in anything else

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yall clowns aint never seen closer?


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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its italian not american, italians are not as prude as americans

almost no one is as prude as americans

maybe thats why you make so much hosed up porn

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Maldoror posted:

that pic's dumb, if you eat tons of the stuff on the left you get fat too

i had an ex girlfriend who ate nothing but fast food all the time and she was skinny as a rail (her favorite was burger king whoppers and she always got fries too)

there is a genetic component to fats, it's not all genetic, but it factors in.

poop. POOP.

theres this thing called quantity. A normal woman can eat 3 burger king whoppers and only get up to 1500 calories which wouldn't mean weight gain for most

A landwhale though, will eat something super calorie dense like sugary cereals for breakfast (which can easily take up like 70% of a daily rec. calorie intake if you eat too much of it, which fat people always do), get a soda woth some garbage for lunch, eat the Whopper (or two) for dinner with a burger king shake and then go home and drink a large soda and snack on some chips/candy for the rest of the night. The difference is like thousands of calories. A medium shake is like 660 calories alone which is a massive amount for a woman.

The point being, you can eat fast food and not gain weight if you just eat normal amounts of it. If you couple fast food with all the stuff obese people normally eat you'd get hella fat because the balance becomes insanely offset very easily because fast food is so calorie dense

Genetics only account for so much

I hope this helps people understand why some people can eat a hamburger and not turn into a 300pound beast

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