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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



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Nov 30, 2010




I came.

Also:


King of Bees posted:

Please sticky thread please thank you

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Carl Seitan posted:

Treacher Collins Syndrome?

Yes.

Carl Seitan posted:

Treacher Collins Syndrome?

No.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




In the galaxy far far away, bras don't exist.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




I got hard.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010





fap fap fap

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7hkwbKmBM#t=19s

That still makes me cream my pants.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Zzulu posted:

hundreds of guys in a room, not a woman in sight, watching two small men/children play street fighter

We're all gay, so what. Are you gonna shame me for it?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Booblord Zagats posted:

I went to a house party where some guy spent 15 minutes explaining how this was the most impressive thing ever and got all hot and bothered about the reflexes and skill it took to do it. After he finished some chick said "It's just a videogame tho" and a few people audibly agreed and the guy started yelling and drooling

It was the best quinceanera ever

I wouldn't gently caress that chick.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



RicochetD20 posted:



Good ol' scrambled channels. Giving little me a second or two of boobie.

Hell yeah that boobie.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




I'd stuff that pocket.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



This thread quickly devolved into "PYF Barely SFW Fap Material".

Not that I mind.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010







I totally grew up as a mentally sound member of society with healthy sexual preferences.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



VendaGoat posted:

And now I can't unsee it.
You're not too wrong. All of Aeon Flux was kinda animated like that.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



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Nov 30, 2010



Aralan posted:

god damnit

rekt

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




The original No Man's Sky. Ayyooo!

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Well the creator of that particularly awful game has a certain degree of authority in a very specific subforum..

Really? I can't imagine why that would be the case, considering...everything (and by everything I'm taking about his poo poo games and even shittier attitude).

Jack Trades fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Sep 3, 2016

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Nov 30, 2010



a hole-y ghost posted:

Why would he get mad about people posting ads for his game though

Cause it was a giant flop and I imagine he doesn't want to be reminded of it.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



evobatman posted:

Those 90s-style bottoms need to make a comeback.

Yes , please.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I think she looks way better now than in the X Files.

All 3 of them do.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Please don't ruin this for me

You fool. You know nothing.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




Oh hell yeah that!
I remember watching that movie a ton.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



VendaGoat posted:

I never had a woman stick a finger in my pooper. Huh.

You're missing out.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



God dammit, I just briefly remembered my actual first TV "celebrity" crush but even after 30 minutes of Google-fu I cannot loving find out who it was.

It was some Brazilian Amy Winehouse lookalike from some random poo poo soap opera that aired on TV in the 90s, which is all I remember so I'll just leave this here instead.


Incidentally, my very first girlfriend was a god drat deadringer for Amy Winehouse, in retrospect. I may have a problem.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Explosive Tampons posted:

Wait the guy that made Battlecruiser 3000AD is a mod here? You're making GBS threads me right

Nope there's a whole subforum dedicated to polishing his balls.

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




Now stop fussing and post more 90s not-porn

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