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It is your primary objective to swim closer to that beau ti ful creature. Swim closer now. Uh, heh heh. Hey Butt-head, I think I'm freaking out. Ehh... okay.
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Pudding Huxtable posted:Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet A good ten inches of that is hair though.
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![]() True story, when I was a young lad I thought "satire" was basically softcore porn. All the adults talked about how funny the satire was. All I knew was that some of these scenes made me feel funny... in my pants. ![]() ![]() ![]() (Pouring out a shot of whiskey for my homeboy The Waco Kid)
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Not the one of her running down the stairs in Dracula?
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That makes me wish I could see what Morally Inept would post here.
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electrigger posted:OH YEAH, man forgot about that. That actually probably is it. She had the same effect on me as she had on Val Kilmer after he gets a nose full of fairy dust. She was my moon, my sun, my starlit sky. Until Batman Returns came out with Michelle Pfieffer's stunt double prancing around in skintight leather and then it just... went away.
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I wanna see an anime Snork with an Alizee tattoo.
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Stick some Mentos up there and it will work itself out.
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![]() Archaeologists have discovered a crude 20th-Century precursor to the common practice of "bubbling" in which horny preteens used "scissors" to simulate pornographic images.
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