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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


It is your primary objective to swim closer to that beau ti ful creature. Swim closer now.

Uh, heh heh. Hey Butt-head, I think I'm freaking out.

Ehh... okay.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet

A good ten inches of that is hair though.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

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True story, when I was a young lad I thought "satire" was basically softcore porn. All the adults talked about how funny the satire was. All I knew was that some of these scenes made me feel funny... in my pants.



(Pouring out a shot of whiskey for my homeboy The Waco Kid)

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Not the one of her running down the stairs in Dracula?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

That makes me wish I could see what Morally Inept would post here.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

electrigger posted:

OH YEAH, man forgot about that. That actually probably is it. She had the same effect on me as she had on Val Kilmer after he gets a nose full of fairy dust.

She was my moon, my sun, my starlit sky. Until Batman Returns came out with Michelle Pfieffer's stunt double prancing around in skintight leather and then it just... went away.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

I wanna see an anime Snork with an Alizee tattoo.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Stick some Mentos up there and it will work itself out.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark



Archaeologists have discovered a crude 20th-Century precursor to the common practice of "bubbling" in which horny preteens used "scissors" to simulate pornographic images.

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