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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

yeah, that'll do it.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 23:53

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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 02:30

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

just gonna quote this again because it's a hell of a thing.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 01:15

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Really a miracle any children made it out of the 90s as not furries.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 01:36

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

new page!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:37

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

rezatahs posted:

poo poo now i'm gay

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 03:49

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

A Strange Aeon posted:

sex monkeys

Disappointing. The front monkey's butt is nowhere near the back monkey's dick.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 12:42

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Mel B was hotter.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 17:06

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Pudding Huxtable posted:

Bull loving poo poo is she a buck twenty six at 6 feet

not with dat rear end

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 17:15

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Arian_Samurai posted:

i was getting all excited then I saw the name and realized she isn't actually a midget

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 20:06

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

My THAC0 is 21 (would hit).

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 20:36

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Topanga. I was the same age as the actress so I'm pretty sure it was okay.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 01:35

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

the ridiculousness of the outfit just totally outshines any hotness. im gay

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 14:35

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Decrepus posted:

This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

it would have happened anyway. fatties ruining things that look good on attractive people is inevitable -e.g. corsets.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 15:40

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

i would expect the "Cake Boss" to have a greater mastery over cakes

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 15:41

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

treiz01 posted:

Right? He could have the most righteous indignation ever and it would still fall flat. I suggest a second account with a less "lol nazis" offensive name to post such things from.

I don't think he's goering to change his name.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 00:34

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

DoctorGonzo posted:

ok. ok. would not have clocked in a million years.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:33

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Wamdoodle posted:

I'm missing something here.

quote:

Jessy Dubai was most frequently tagged: shemale (43)...

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 19:44

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Vladimir Poutine posted:

lol you've really dug your own grave here

shhh- he might dig further.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 12:16

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Call the locksmith!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 15:18

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Decrepus posted:

My mom caught me watching this show one time so I lied and told her that I only put it on because a cartoon I liked was coming on next. She sat down and finished watching with me and then Matlock came on

they remade it- with youtube people

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 01:19

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Superior Bastard posted:

These jimmies don't un-rustle.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 19:58

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Trying to troll goons with shemale porn is like trying to troll wolfs by throwing raw meat at them.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 14:52

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I want a non-euclidean bitch.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 21:34

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Drad_Bert posted:

Has anyone posted Bailey Jay yet?

Is she the one that does the skirt dick waggle? It's so then yes.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 02:09

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Tarkus posted:

A weird way of serving making cream

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 11:16

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

sarah michelle gellar as well, they even made a joke about it on an episode of buffy.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:40

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

well, gently caress, if they put her in the commercials I would've watched it.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 18:19

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I only knew of Nikki Cox from Vegas and I was too busy looking at:

because I have a thing for- uh- british chicks.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 23:46

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gatekeeper posted:

as long as we're going oedipal

this was the very first piece of mail addressed to me that I ever received, i was still a lil guy but my godmother figured i would appreciate it when i was older (problematic??) and i did, and still do, but it did kinda bother me for one reason - that's exactly how my mom looked in the 80s. i even remember having a discussion w/ my dad where she was on tv, I had to be like 4, maybe 5. my dad said something about how hot she is, i was like "yeah elvira is really pretty, but... um, don't you think she looks like mom" and he goes like "oh hell yeah" with that quagmire head bob then he looks at me and realizes im kinda weirded out and he just laughed like a jerk