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DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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God this picture will always be the best. The face that launched a million nerd erections. That poor Goon... I wonder if he still posts here.

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DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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Radiohead71 posted:

What is the story on this please?

http://archives.somethingawful.com/...40&pagenumber=1

For any without archives: goon named Microwave is a terrible shitlord. He posts and people hate it. Somehow the pics end up in SA. I want to say he posted a pic of his mom to be annoying. Goons explode. Pants explode. Microwave cries and tell goons to stop. Goons make a holiday of spanking it to his hot mom. Goons get even more goony about aforementioned hot mom. Microwave cries and either fades into the back or rereg's another account and still lurks and posts but not as Microwave so people will stop telling him how they spank it to his mom. Goons still occasionally spank it to the pic of hot mom when she's brought up. Its tradition... like christmas crackers. Years from now creatures that have evolved from mankind will not know what this picture they found is.... they just know they have to fap to it.

On a topic note: before I was a teen there were girls I thought were cute... but there was one actress that did it for me. She was an american actress on this tv show. She made my pre-teen self feel.... funny. Fairly sure she inspired my first boner. I hardly ever watched TV but I remembered her beautiful smile and the way her dark hair bounced when I heard that infectious laughter. The dub was terrible but I could still hear that angelic voice underneath the bored sounding russian.

That woman?



Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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generative grammer posted:



pretty sure 1960s disney employed a lot of pervs and pedos so this was 100% intentional

generative grammer posted:

thats-a-penis.gif.exe.obj.rar


generative grammer posted:

well this thread is about images that made you feel weird before you knew anything about sex so

Thank you degenerative grammer. You have made me laugh harder than I have in ages and they say laughter is the best medicine. Not the medicine you need, per se, but good medicine for me at least. Curious did you ever get turned on walking through forests or near stop signs/telephone poles? Do you write stories where you compare various things to penises? Did you ever hang around a gymnasium? Do you like movies about Gladiators?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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lonelylikezoidberg posted:

Jap is not the preferred nomenclature, Walter.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism but at least its an ethos.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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Jack Trades posted:

Oh hell yeah that!
I remember watching that movie a ton.

Wow... yeah. Forgotten about that. Me too. She and Fran Drescher were two that I was so young so it wasn't official boner time but still... they made me feel funny. Jewish girls and crazy homicidal girls are still my two biggest things to go bonkers over so ...thank you American tv and movies.

Jewish girl drooling also has some backup due to me own mum. Embarrassing but honest.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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Oh meant a freudian thing and not that I want to openly bone my mom. Its very common. My subconscious self finds the familiarity of girls that vaguely resemble my mom attractive. Its an initial imprint that often occurs in human beings. But still.... really, really sad and embarrassing. Oy vey.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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a hole-y ghost posted:

What is the answer to the Jewish Question?

Bollocks... this is going to end with me getting a very Jewish avatar innit? Possible high chance of babushka and/or text about finding a new jewish girl like me mum? I really liked my ancient ME2 goon given avatar too. <sigh>

As a Russian Jew I probably did many things to deserve this.

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CannedMacabre posted:

I am unfamiliar with this wedding tradition.

Eaaaahh... the gently caress? Why?

edit 2: The internet made me freak out. Didn't think that could happen but that gummi one.... ugh. The mini golf one is actually a bit amusing.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Sep 9, 2016

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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Gatekeeper posted:

yeah i thought elf pron got murdered ? it was like one of the early unfortunate forums "tragedies" where she kept postin threads about how creepy her roommate was and how she was coming home like "look I got the same tattoo as you!" and elf pron would go to put on her makeups and all her mascara was gnawed upon and caked with dried chalky lipstick/saliva blends, and she had a lil baby hedgehog shed post pics of and she came home from lifeguard duty (that was her job, wearin big baggy red trunks I assume) and the lil hedgehog was burnt to a small cinder and the roomie goes "aww wow i can't believe it" but she said it in a voice that said "I CAN believe it, I definitely CAN" and then finally elf prom she stopped postin and everyone was like "welp single white female huh?" then someone found a news article and she was indeed single white femaled with some scissors, roomie just single white femaled her in the chest/neck/lower face

Shame bc i alwYs wanted to see her in them red trunks, holding a Buoy

She was nice to me she told me my Lewis black "if it weren't for.my horse"-themed photoshop thread showed promise


fina catch an animal abuse charge idgaf

Wait. Seriously? She died? I just thought she moved on in the span of time I wasn't checking the forums that often. I hope this is just joking as she was cool, nice and fun to mock. Seriously hope this is just rumour.

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DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001



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vyst posted:

it's like reading your posts



syscall girl posted:

If it doesn't have dual bagel settings gtfo

Bloody nazi toasters must die.

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