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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
would there be a baby? if so would it be black or white?

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
im referring to a human woman in the OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
humanzee

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that is where gay babies come from. didn't you ask your parents about this when you were a kid?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

would there be a baby? if so would it be black or white?

The left half would be gay and only half the boner would be hard unless it was like a bisexual threesome or something

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Serious Frolicking posted:

that is where gay babies come from. didn't you ask your parents about this when you were a kid?

i emerged from a pod as a fully grown gay male. i do not know the origin of the pod.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

that is where gay babies come from. didn't you ask your parents about this when you were a kid?

i thought gay babies came from GBS :smug:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

i thought gay babies came from GBS :smug:

no, you dummy. gay babies come TO gbs.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If they have a girl baby it will be Asian

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
where are the babies?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Serious Frolicking posted:

no, you dummy. gay babies come TO gbs.

oh yea To GBS :smug:

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The woman is ethically and legally obligated to transition.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I think this happens in Canada and France op

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Sheep-Goats posted:

I think this happens in Canada and France op

gross they should take a shower

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
theyd prob be all like hank hill in a dutch whorehouse

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Gay people only gently caress in the rear end in a top hat so there would not be a baby made OP, as they would have to go in through the vagina.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
He would go from 9-5 working conservative everyday gay to pride parade gay. :gay:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

nothing would happen. sperm only work if the man is attracted to the woman.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
personally, as a gay male, i would like to have sex with a human woman

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
if my demands are not met i will retire to my conservatory and reflect on my failure with a nice sweet tea on a doily.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i think that makes them trans

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

vols bitch posted:

i think that makes them trans

non-human or human? this is very important to my research

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
which would be the dad?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Fallows posted:

which would be the dad?

probably whatever the baby clings to first. they are like remoras on a whale shark

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ask Katie Holmes.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
this is what happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D01mdGW9-Zg

Kaedric
Sep 5, 2000

just ray posted:

i emerged from a pod as a fully grown gay male. i do not know the origin of the pod.

The pod comes from when a gay man has sex with a human woman.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

his penis would become erect, then eventually emit a viscous sticky white liquid.

no one knows why.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Kaedric posted:

The pod comes from when a gay man has sex with a human woman.

fair enough. will you be my dad?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
There's no such thing as gay, only people who like having sex with the same sex

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Gaunab posted:

There's no such thing as gay, only people who like having sex with the same sex

fair enough. will you be my wife?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i was talking to preachy preach about kissy kiss

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

just ray posted:

fair enough. will you be my wife?

Sure but I'm going to divorce you and take everything you have

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
he wud ASSplode
hahahaha!

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Gaunab posted:

Sure but I'm going to divorce you and take everything you have

i dont have much but i like a good fight. bring it on

client
Aug 19, 2010

the oj show on espn said oj's dad used to gently caress dudes on the reg, so i guess the answer is that the kid will rush for a shitload of yards and then cut a lady's head off op

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

client posted:

the oj show on espn said oj's dad used to gently caress dudes on the reg, so i guess the answer is that the kid will rush for a shitload of yards and then cut a lady's head off op

thank you for your input and time, rear end in a top hat

Soul Reaver
Mar 8, 2009

in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless
To answer both parts of your question:
Would there be a baby? Yes, there would be a baby
Would the baby be black or white? I don't know. Are you black or white?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I really think the op might be a homosexual, I dunno, just a weird feeling...

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
They both would die I assume.

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