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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Post ITT if you understand how, in the long run, things can become so satisfying that you are willing to wait for them.

Post how, enjoying the "eventual" is the best thing.

:v: Post how it's fun to enjoy the "knowing" of what will happen.

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
I have no god drat patience and its ruining my relationship and life

gently caress you op

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I hold in my poops until its uncomfortable then when I poop them out it feels amazing.

Thats my story about patience.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Looks like I'm gonna have some amazing sex one day

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm edging about 12 hours a day, feels god man.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Patience is my coworker. She is African, I believe Ugandan. She is funny and despite being much older than me is quite attractive due to her confidence and energy.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Bismuth posted:

I hold in my poops until its uncomfortable then when I poop them out it feels amazing.

Thats my story about patience.

is that a prostate thing?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
ps, you loving idiot morons,

i once knew a woman named Comfort

she was anything but. she was horrible and i hate her

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Drunk & Ugly posted:

is that a prostate thing?

I dont have a prostate, it just feels like a job well done

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This thread was total loving poo poo until the replies.

:five:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

This thread was total loving poo poo until the replies.

:five:

Just be patient, the good posts are bound to start rolling in.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Revenge is a good example. It even has its own aphorism about being better after some time has passed.


VendaGoat posted:

This thread was total loving poo poo until the replies.

:five:

Would you have enjoyed it more if you'd had to wait longer for them?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

skander posted:

Revenge is a good example. It even has its own aphorism about being better after some time has passed.


Would you have enjoyed it more if you'd had to wait longer for them?

Just keep replying.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I've been waiting for love for a very long time I bet it's gonna be fantastic

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Nation posted:

I've been waiting for love for a very long time I bet it's gonna be fantastic

As long as you love yourself thats all you need

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Bismuth posted:

As long as you love yourself thats all you need

Yea I'm waiting on that

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Nation posted:

Yea I'm waiting on that

All you need is lotion and your imagination?

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

I am saving for retirement

Delayed gratification or obtuse pipe dream...no one knows!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I knew a stripper named patience once

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

I knew a stripper named patience once

:lol:
so did I.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Eskimo bros!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my strippers names are all virtue

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I met a stripper one time named inertia because as she put it "an object in motion tends to stay in motion" which isn't really what inertia is totally about but I was ok with it at the time (BJ)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jessica Justice. :lol:

Rickki Raxx :lol:

It just gets worse from there,

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Summer Boys. :lol:

i mean ehhhhhhhhhh never mind

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!


Patience (left) and Virtue (right).

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
delayed gratification is the one thing white people have over all the other peoples

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