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Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
A man can live his life never being sober, but is that a moral life. One wonders "how should I spend every 12 waking hours of every day"?

Some honourable men preferred sobriety, like Hitler

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Fututor Magnus posted:

A man can live his life never being sober, but is that a moral life. One wonders "how should I spend every 12 waking hours of every day"?

Some honourable men preferred sobriety, like Hitler

When we drink, we sleep
because we sleep we cannot sin
if we cannot sin, we are righteous
therefore we drink and we are righteous.

TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND DRINK IT HOMIE

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
sobriety is nice sometimes
other times its fun to get hosed up
so in life,

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Being drunk is pretty fun if you can afford it all the time

If you have stuff more fun than being drunk to do during the day then yes sobriety is fun

Otherwise no it is not and you should have like eight vodka and Sam's Choice colas.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
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NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zds_956No

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Sobriety is a curse and a plague.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Work is the curse of the drinking class

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Depends. Have you got something better to do at 3AM than drinking beer?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
ive been sober for about 2.5 years now and i can say... its good for me. but i also got so drunk once i poo poo and barfed all over a friend's kitchen and then slept in the poop and barf, so ymmv

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
It gets better with experience.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Sleeping in poop and barf, I mean.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
It's acceptable. :geno:

Morally speaking it's pretty wrong but from the practical standpoint it's healthier, cheaper, and less embarrassing to maintain. Waking up feeling ok is pretty swell too, though that"s merely a side effect.

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
jeff on a scale of 1 to small dick human being how mad ru now?


a rating of 10 small dicked faggots imo

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
pretty sure hitler didnt live the sober life unless youre just talking about alcohol

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
gh heals the soul and the gut

the brain tumors turn into gut macteria if u commune with Yahweh

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Maybe if your life is completely exceptionally awesome. If not, pass the blessed rum.

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
a lot of the new kickstarts to get ur T back to functional really really work

i had some dood tell me hcg was poison one time

got doods complaining about no nuts that never tried gh on pct


shits hosed. if u abused ur body u abused ur body

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
ILL ABUSE YOUR BODY BITCH!

sorry, just had my T shot

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
liar t calms ppl u r taking tren!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i vaped the hindenburg tonight

SwissDonkey
Mar 29, 2007

to answer your question op: nah

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Some people really can't handle booze eg the entire British isles

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Sobriety is for the sheeple, mang.
If you spend most of your waking time being sober enough to be legally allowed to drive then you are clearly too stupid to understand how objectively unbearable the existence is and how little your pathetic little life actually matters in the grand scheme of things.
Everything is in your head only and the only solution to it all is poisoning your brain up to various degrees.

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Just smoke weed. All the escapism, none of the liver damage and calories.

Jesus Christ, this isn't that hard!

Ricardio
Dec 3, 2012

Completely Consensual
Yes. Hangovers lose their charm. Being a drunk gently caress is pretty stupid.

I was shittered for a decade AMA.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Ricardio posted:

Yes. Hangovers lose their charm. Being a drunk gently caress is pretty stupid.

I was shittered for a decade AMA.

What's the nastiest thing you ever drank?

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
the world has seasons

right now it is a drunken season for me and it is good

later it will be a sober season and it will be good

🙏🏼

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its good in moderation, like all other things

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
No, I'm sober because I'm an immature child inside.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
If you think about it there's a ton more chemicals that get you hosed up than that make you sober.

Booze, weed, meth, yay yay, jenke, the old fuckin dad gay huff huff.

The list goes on endlessly, we even have a forum to discuss them.

What makes you sober? Like a shitton of water maybe? Do we have a sober forum?

Basically my point is, if we're supposed to be better off sober, it's not made particularly easy for us.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gently KRS posted:

If you think about it there's a ton more chemicals that get you hosed up than that make you sober.

Booze, weed, meth, yay yay, jenke, the old fuckin dad gay huff huff.

The list goes on endlessly, we even have a forum to discuss them.

What makes you sober? Like a shitton of water maybe? Do we have a sober forum?

Basically my point is, if we're supposed to be better off sober, it's not made particularly easy for us.

I've never got high off tomatoes or pickles or beef jerky, although I guess that's not really the same thing.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Sobriety is a good start but there's more to good health than just that

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



no

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

Germstore posted:

I've never got high off tomatoes or pickles or beef jerky, although I guess that's not really the same thing.

I'm talking about chemicals that make you sober, if I drink half a bottle of whiskey, while I'm eating your meal of tomatoes, pickles and beef jerky(i don't eat this dish as I'm not American) it doesn't cancel out the booze.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I tried sobriety for a year. I slept like poo poo every night and it turned out alcohol was the only thing keeping my anxiety away. So, rather than taking a different set of drugs to then deal with the anxiety, I started drinking again (in moderation). Thanks alcohol! :cheers:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
cool for you pal

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
studies on drinking straight cherry heering at 8am & chasing it with fried parmesan rinds say: no

studies on smoking a weed say: yes

studies on combining the 2 methodologies are mixed

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
If you're talking about drinking vs sobriety, it's an easy choice. Weed is much harder. No hangovers, no bloating, no weight gain...

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canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Being sober owns. I'm not sick and I Remeber what happens last night. Owned

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