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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

BONGHITZ posted:

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

:gas:

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




BINGHITZ

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
DONGHITZ

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

DEVELOPERS

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


post ur favourite Ballmer pix ITT

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think marc andreessen and steve ballmer are brothers. steve is the older one who drinks hard and makes a fool of himself but everyone likes him, marc is the younger one who takes himself too seriously and teetotals and has a big inferiority complex

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Aug 27, 2016

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Marc invented Netscape and Steve B invented internet explorer, so this makes sense.
Steve likes sports and drinking and being a cool dude
Marc likes tweeting and bitcoins and google glass, quite the dweeb.
Steve gives him a noogie every time they meet.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

devloper

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
*flails wildly screaming at crowd to dance*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

they're bad, much like the op

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I love Steve ballmer

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it's funny because his name has the word "ball" in it

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
stebe ballmer

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
b17 ballmer

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

hello.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

so you wanna be a ballmer, shot caller, balder

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i wish i was a little bit ballmer

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

steve "the baller shot caller" ballmer

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
steve "the embalmer" ballmer

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

flakeloaf posted:

i wish i was a little bit ballmer

/wiggles tongue, sweats

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
this thread speaks to me

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016

https://medium.com/packt-publishing/how-to-be-like-steve-ballmer-cf4c9803d74c#.flk1mlgoy posted:

I bet you could learn a lot from Steve Ballmer. More than you can learn from Jobs. You’re not like Jobs. Jobs was a handsome lustrous-haired genius who hooked up with another genius in his early 20s and formed a new, globally important (and immediately successful) company. Ballmer was a funny looking bald non-genius who joined a growing company as employee 30. Which is more like you?

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmj-9XlDzY

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


thanks to you anonymous gaggle of stackranked fuckers who get fired at will i'm worth thirty thousand million dollars

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
i like how youve develop'ed this idea

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

gently caress you im not like ballmer

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

BONGHITZ posted:

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
this post is a shitload of gently caress

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

flakeloaf posted:

thanks to you anonymous gaggle of stackranked fuckers who get fired at will i'm worth thirty thousand million dollars

lol

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
DEVELOPERING STORY: LA Clippers to be renamed Ballmer's Ballers

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

I would pay $10 to shine that man's head

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

DEVELOPERING STORY: LA Clippers to be renamed Ballmer's Ballers

ballmer actually has a not-so-secret plan to move the clippers to Washington. he just has to lay low about it for a few years because he knows it's not going to go over well when he tries it.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Ballmer's Bellevue Ballers

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

washington ball-ets

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



NoneMoreNegative posted:

post ur favourite Ballmer pix ITT

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

flakeloaf posted:

i wish i was a little bit ballmer

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

flakeloaf posted:

i wish i was a little bit ballmer

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
if steve ballmer came to me and granted me one wish, i would wish for him to commission and participate in a remake of the DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS remix video, except with the word DEVELOPERS replaced with MILLENNIALS, and to then spend over a billion dollars on buying ad time on TV and Youtube that consisted nothing of playing the MILLENNIALS MILLENNIALS MILLENNIALS MILLENIALS video


all in hopes of making everyone so sick of the word that it never gets used again

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