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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Barney Rubble and the oval office Stubble

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
oh wait scratch that I thought this was the best ever band name thread

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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client posted:

nothing comes close to being as bad as "audioslave"

I can't tell if you're serious. This doesn't seem like an opinion a person could have...

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Donald Trump

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

client posted:

nothing comes close to being as bad as "audioslave"

i have never thought abkut how bad that band name is but it is real bad

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

H.H. Holmes and the Murder Rooms

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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The worst name for a band, commercially, is anything that's hard to google. If you stick a bunch of Cyrillic letters and percent signs in your name, you're an idiot.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

moose face posted:

i have never thought abkut how bad that band name is but it is real bad

same, I never considered it before but lmao what a poo poo name

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Blue Waffle Warblers

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Coathanger Abortion



Simpsons did it

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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what's wrong with Audioslave? It rolls off the tongue pretty well. I don't know if they're slaves to audio, or if they make audio their slave, but I think the point is just that "slave" sounds pretty metal and they make loud music, so there you go.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Funky Fresh and the Food Stampers

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING
Rat Mouse

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress my dick

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress my dick

ummm did you also mistake this thread for "greatest awesome names of bands thread" thread??

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Band names that are awesome when you first hear them, but when you keep saying them over and over again you realize they're bad (some of these were bands that I was actually a member of at some point):

My Penis is Made of Dogshit
Captain Colon and the Turds
Kamikaze Kung Fu Trees
Epic Fail
The Thwarted Plan
Pit Stain Harry

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Gianthogweed posted:

Band names that are awesome when you first hear them, but when you keep saying them over and over again you realize they're bad (some of these were bands that I was actually a member of at some point):

My Penis is Made of Dogshit
Captain Colon and the Turds
Kamikaze Kung Fu Trees
Epic Fail
The Thwarted Plan
Pit Stain Harry

the B Sharps

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Zorodius posted:

The worst name for a band, commercially, is anything that's hard to google. If you stick a bunch of Cyrillic letters and percent signs in your name, you're an idiot.

Advanced SEO Technique

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Suck My Dick and The Fuckmans

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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I think "Portugal. The Man" might actually be worst:

quote:

"A country is a group of people," guitar player and vocalist John Gourley explains. "With Portugal, it just ended up being the first country that came to mind. The band's name is Portugal. The period is stating that, and The Man states that it's just one person."

yep, every part of that is dumb. Good band, though.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Jim Bob and the Dancing Duggars

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Zorodius posted:

I think "Portugal. The Man" might actually be worst:


yep, every part of that is dumb. Good band, though.

Yeah, that is really atrocious.

Reminds me of this bad video game title, "Life is Feudal: Your Own".

Supertramp
Superchunk
Supersuckers

Led Zeppelin should be in the bad pun band name list, but the whole "gently caress you, dad!" of naming their group after that dude who said they'd sink like a lead zeppelin makes it okay in my book.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Germstore posted:

Suck My Dick and The Fuckmans

The I'm Yellings

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The Nice Meltdowns

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Foot job
Gushing grannies
College coeds eat chicken
Buttsex FAIL
Wal-Mart lesbian teens
Maid sees google eyes butt
Otter pop nightmare
Children of the cornbread
Sorry we aren't very good
Toad the wet sprocket
Jars of clay
GOLDAR

haha when I typed GOLDAR my phone tried to correct it to GOLDFARB what the hell

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Zorodius posted:

The worst name for a band, commercially, is anything that's hard to google. If you stick a bunch of Cyrillic letters and percent signs in your name, you're an idiot.

!!! can eat poo poo and eggs

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

JiveHonky posted:

Foot job
Gushing grannies
College coeds eat chicken
Buttsex FAIL
Wal-Mart lesbian teens
Maid sees google eyes butt
Otter pop nightmare
Children of the cornbread
Sorry we aren't very good
Toad the wet sprocket
Jars of clay
GOLDAR

haha when I typed GOLDAR my phone tried to correct it to GOLDFARB what the hell

Six Sweater Charlie and the Nifty Knitters

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Zorodius posted:

Six Sweater Charlie and the Nifty Knitters

I love it.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
The New Yardbirds

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The Raw Doggers

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
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BUY IT.
The Limon Pepinos




sorry, this one's excellent

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Nickelback

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Band named Freebeer. Thought it was such a great idea, until a bunch of pissed off people showed up realizing they weren't getting free beer.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Panic! at the Criscodisco

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Echo and the Bunnymen

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Echo and the Bunnymen
beat me to it

also, Men Without Hats

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti (these guys keep popping up on my Spotify Discover playlist for some reason)

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone--too precious and twee, ugh

The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band--at least try, you hippy fucks

JEFF the Brotherhood

Thee Headcoatees--wtf

Pissed Jeans

Hunx & His Punx

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
A Strange Aeon

should've been: 'in strange aeons, even death may die'

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Radiohead

Oh, I thought you meant terrible bands.

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

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