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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

OK Google call mom

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:14

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:14

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Ambientz.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:22

John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

mumford and sons...
the only music involving 'ford and son' should go ba-ba-da-da ba-da-da-da-duh-duh-duhhh

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:28

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

One of the earliest websites I can remember going to:

The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Pumping Smashkins

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:43

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

I'm�Gay and the Modsassers

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:43

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Aatrek and the Kidz

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:47

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Vastarien posted:

The Shmorky A Cappella Experience

Shmorky's Penis
Bring Me The Anus Of Uwe Boll

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:51

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Bathtub Shitter

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:53

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

Dog Pecker Gnats
Butt Trumpet

# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:55

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

loving Cock Mother gently caress poo poo poo poo rear end Piss poo poo gently caress 666 666 rear end 666

# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:17

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74

# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:33

Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

Gorillaz

Not actually primates, really misleading.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:19

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana: Nov 25, 2013

Al Cowens posted:

Bathtub Shitter

wasn't that a song by Harvey Danger?

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:20

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

gumpo

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:22

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

Pudding Huxtable posted:

!!! can eat poo poo and eggs

Definitely, it's annoying as poo poo to search for their stuff.

Also, I went to a festival to see them but they missed their plane and cancelled on the morning the loving dicks.

Ratios and Tendency fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Aug 28, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:37

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the prissy laddies

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:41

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

darth_pizza posted:

wasn't that a song by Harvey Danger?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6Vje08Pa15GqKhbZu2Hxl85TnllbIhxm

# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:54

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

aatrek and the boyz

# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:00

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Cocksucker's Proxy

# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:39

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

james band

# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:41

pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

Nerf Herder

# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:45

Opie_Yates: Nov 30, 2010

Everybody Gets Laid

# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:49

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Richie and the Mangosteens.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:12

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Poodge posted:

Gorillaz

Not actually primates, really misleading.

its really great how they managed to obfuscate the people behind it or at least in passing

i had a coworker singing that blur song and i told her 'im more of a gorillaz fan' and she had no clue what gorillaz had anything to do with blur

:allears:

# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:26

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loving My Sister

"oh yeah, I love loving My Sister"

"me too, I'm really into loving My Sister"

"What am I doing this Saturday? loving My Sister, that's what. We're gonna start at around 8:00 and just go all night"

# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:35

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

Master Musicians of Bukkake is terrible

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:10

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Waifu Culture.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 12:12

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Terrible Thread for Band Namez

The z makes it unique

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:29

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

X Ambassadors
Imagine Dragons
Andrew McMahon and the Wilderness

# ? Aug 28, 2016 13:56

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Surfer Rosa Parks posted:

Nerf Herder

Even the Star Wars reference loses its punch by the third time you hear the name.

Weezer is also an awful name.

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Fuckstick posted:

Dog Pecker Gnats
Butt Trumpet

Holy poo poo I haven't thought of Butt Trumpets in years. I actually bought their album back in the 90s when I thought that kind of thing was clever. It wasn't, they sucked.

e: Imagine Dragons. Not only are the band terrible their name is just annoying to read and say.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 28, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:20

Zombiepop: Mar 30, 2010

Mew

Avenged Sevenfold

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:27

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:33

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

# ? Aug 28, 2016 14:54

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Terrible and name generator.

http://tworobs.customer.netspace.net.au/BBNG/

Schadenfick.

# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:15

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Say Nothing posted:

Terrible and name generator.

http://tworobs.customer.netspace.net.au/BBNG/

Schadenfick.

Jake Hates Hydrogen

gently caress Jake, hydrogen owns

# ? Aug 29, 2016 01:20

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

some of these are pretty good

The Proctologist's Wife
Veterans of the Accordion Wars
Natural Born Chillers
Single Penis Theory
The Sadness of Dan Quayle
Carrots In Condoms

# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:33

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

A Strange Aeon posted:

some of these are pretty good

case in point: "Mexican Dildo Insurrection"

# ? Aug 29, 2016 04:35

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:14

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

I got Schrodinger Was a Dog Person

that's actually ... well it's still bad but it's kinda clever

# ? Aug 29, 2016 05:41

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