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ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
SS Panty Boys

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Batterypowered7 posted:

Toad the Wet Sprocket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2i2krUkBc

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Chris Brown Experience

Wouldn't that just be The Black Eyed Peas?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
...and you will know us by the trial of the dead


That'd be a cool lyric, but it's a stupid name

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Marshall Louis posted:

Wouldn't that just be The Black Eyed Peas?

:drat:

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

sleepmakeswaves

actually a decent band with mostly instrumental outlut, but somehow the post-something bands really like those pseudo poetic names like

this will destroy you
maybeshewill
and so i watch you from afar

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iwrestledabearonce

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Rainbowdragoneyes

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

A Strange Aeon posted:

Tying to come up with an exception to this but struggling.

Ever heard of a little band called Nine Inch Nails? :smugbird:

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Sum 41?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
1910 Fruit Gum Company

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The weebs all like that jazzcore band, 385. At least they did last I checked.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Takes No Damage posted:

Holy poo poo I haven't thought of Butt Trumpets in years. I actually bought their album back in the 90s when I thought that kind of thing was clever. It wasn't, they sucked.


I thought "funeral crashing tonight" was a decent track.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Ork of Fiction posted:

Ever heard of a little band called Nine Inch Nails? :smugbird:

gently caress, NIN does prove the rule. Nicely done.

Still, that guy made a good point--numbers in band names usually mean the name is bad. I like NIN more than Nine Inch Nails, but I don't think Nine Inch Nails is a bad name, really.

I remember that MTV clayfighting show, they had NIN vs Puff Daddy, and they ended up getting mixed together to form Puffy Nails and Nine Inch Daddy.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Dude what's like a badass band name? Like what's cool?
Well sociopaths are cool, they kill people.
Oh I know
The Killers

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Doobys Dogs
Toilet Seat, Up
Dishwater
I'll Have The Usual
Modsnu
Number 2
Terrible Names for Bands
TheMostFrench
Methadone Support Clinic
Youtube Sensation
Social Justice Worriers
C:\
Social Media Timeline
Drawing From Life
Terms and Conditions
Hifi Password
Smartphones
Disco Neckted
The MP3 Collection
Ultra High Quality
9/11 Was My Day Job
Occupy Brawl Street
ARE FREEDOMS
Handmade Persian Rug
Tonight Only
Reach Around, The Whole Way
Broken Capslock Key
Hashtag Music
Chinese Gold Farmer
WinRawr
PhylExtension
Framed
A Ban on HDPE Plastic Bags
***<Delete Later>
AVG Antichrist
This Is John Galt Speaking
Suicide Support Hotline
Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
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Word Limit 2000
Digital Steam
The University Pride Club
Check Out This Cheap poo poo I Got Off Ebay
Smoking Toaster
DoorJam
Surprise Partly
Earbuds
The PC Brigade
Politically Incorrect
The Do-No-Gooders
The Death Rattle of my Celebrity Career
The Genderless Wonderwomen

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Rod Torfesun's Armada Ft Herman Menderchuck

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
The Police but for regulating dick length instead of crime

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
There is literally a band called Child Porn.

I'd recommend googling them, but, well... don't.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

God Of Paradise posted:

There is literally a band called Child Porn.

I'd recommend googling them, but, well... don't.

wow, that actually is the worst band name. Impressive!

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I always thought the backstreet boys sounded homosexual. N*sync was a clever name, though.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I can't figure out if the Brian Jonestown Massacre is a good name or not. It's funny one hand, but kinda dumb too.

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Jesus Christ, every one of those band names are terrible, especially slowdrive. If you can't even come up with a clever band name, it's safe to assume that you lack the creativity to make decent music.

Current 93 and Section 25 are legit names (look em up).

10cc are named after cum so that one gets a pass.

EDIT: 10cc are actually named after a dream a paedophile had: http://www.snopes.com/10cc/

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Daddy Booger Balls. :dukedog:

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Zorodius posted:

wow, that actually is the worst band name. Impressive!

The band is called Child Pornography, who're responsible for the ultimate troll record:
https://www.discogs.com/Child-Pornography-The-Beatles/release/395366

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Dick Ripple's Fabulous rear end

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Dick Ripple's Fabulous rear end

thank u sir gay

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Sex Falcon posted:

The band is called Child Pornography, who're responsible for the ultimate troll record:
https://www.discogs.com/Child-Pornography-The-Beatles/release/395366

https://www.discogs.com/Child-Pornography--Sex-With-Girls-Split/release/777302

That's quite a combination of names, both artists and the record label

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

God Of Paradise posted:

There is literally a band called Child Porn.

I'd recommend googling them, but, well... don't.

This is pretty impressive. A really terrible band name would be something malicious to enter into a web browser, like rf -rm but for Windows.

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