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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nuts are sticking to my butt. :clint:

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DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
Woman: what do the papers say about tomorrow?

Man: another scorcher.

Woman: cool.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
Alexander the Great: [To his tutor] Sure is a hot one today isn;t
Aristotle: [leans in real close] I'm pissing blood do you think I give a flying gently caress about the weather?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

xjohnson posted:

wait does that drink bottle say Cucumber?

Heh, you must be new.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*Walks outside, starts sweating immediately*
Welp, looks like another hot day.
*Goes back inside*

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
man, it's a hot one

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*wipes sweat from brow* whew

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
someone call sears

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

you put the gay back in gaytorade

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Nice hands op ;-*

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*looks out kitchen window* Sure could use some rain. Cool things down a bit.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

STARCH SAFE IDAHO SPUD

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*realizes wardrobe is 90% black* time to die *puts on raybans*

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I don't mind. (Unless the power grid collapses.)

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Pepino doesn't pair well with lime or cucumber, what a gross drink. And I've never even heard of limen, is that a misprint?

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Don't worry about me though :grin:

gently caress yeah

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Carmant posted:

Pepino doesn't pair well with lime or cucumber, what a gross drink. And I've never even heard of limen, is that a misprint?

What a tiring post

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


OctoberBlues posted:

What a tiring post

Guess what. You're actually not cool at all.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
so what alcohols goes best with limon pepino?


Kthulhu5000 posted:

summertime sassin' and sippin'

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Carmant posted:

Guess what. You're actually not cool at all.

I know, my original av was a much sassier penguin

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Carmant posted:

Pepino doesn't pair well with lime or cucumber, what a gross drink. And I've never even heard of limen, is that a misprint?

I appreciate your effort

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mariana Horchata posted:

so what alcohols goes best with limon pepino?

Swedish vodka imho

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

DICKLORD BONE posted:

Woman: what do the papers say about tomorrow?

Man: another scorcher.

Woman: cool.

I loved that commercial because they are just full of smarm. https://youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk

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DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

EVIL Gibson posted:

I loved that commercial because they are just full of smarm. https://youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk

That dude lets his wife poo poo talk him hardcore. That poo poo would not fly in my home that's for sure.

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