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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Put your balls in your butt
 
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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Unless you are a woman. Then have someone else put their balls in your butt.

Once everyone has done this, everything will be okay.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i cant

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F8L
May 17, 2003

 I'm not sure I should listen to you or take your advice.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Will do, I'll report back and let you know how it went :)

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Update: does anybody know the best way to get ahold of a discrete plastic surgeon, haha just asking, no reason

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
done

now what

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 my balls don't reach i'll have my squire fetch a sackstretcher

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
WTF do you need balls for? :confused:

Just cut those fuckers off, they pretty much only serve as a vulnerable point on your body for sneak attacks.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
booyah

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

booyah

Came to post this.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I don't like that my sack has begun to rival my flaccid donger for length and I don't want to exacerbate the situation op

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
This is hard.

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Nathilus posted:

This is hard.

:wink:

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Nathilus posted:

This is hard.

As with anything that is hard, the end is worth it.

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



 Even with my nutsack at its laffy taffy-est, they won't stretch like that

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