BATTLEFIELD 1 - I wish I knew how to quit you

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Which country won WW1?
	The United States
	USA
	America

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If you're xbone you should come to the Slack Channel for Cool Bros. Send me a PM so we can get out of this thread before the PC players start talking about dumb poo poo like video drivers and keyboards

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 14:12

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 11:32

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Has anyone found a Trench Cat to pet yet?

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 18:42

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Post your email or get platinum and pm me

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:02

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I made a console thread so we can discuss our favorite joysticks

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788498

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:39

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drat horseless carriages were dangerous back then

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 04:34

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horses are dumb and can't kill tanks THANKS DICE
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 16:27

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I love the wheezing but I wish other people could hear you breathing hard

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 20:11

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Get on a horse

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 20:53

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My immersion is ruined

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 01:32

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Sorry one more

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 01:36

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Smashlampjaw posted:

Any goons playing on Xbox1 right now..?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788498

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 13:26

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I'm able to buy stuff on https://www.battlefield.com/en-gb/career/ right now so get your anti tank rocket for the assault class now :siren:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 14:06

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When I posted that a few minutes ago it was working, but I could only do it with infantry classes, the tank stuff always failed to buy

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 15:30

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I'm using a single shot sniper most of the time now

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 15:52

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I was really hoping the map would be Wake Island, as it should be for every Battlefield game

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 16:30

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Vegetable posted:

Wait do I always need to be prone in order to use the AT rocket

Either that or find a sandbag/window

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 17:27

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SeanBeansShako posted:

My god playing scout/counter sniper with a bolt action and spotting scope is pretty drat fun. It's even better sniping a dude with a super obvious scope. I really do hope they consider giving assault class carbine rifles. I just want to bolt action rifle some dudes and bayonet them.

Also, anyone else get that hilarious bug where I think the jigglebones on the gear of your soldier model warps and stretches? more fun than the sudden pacifist bug IMO.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 18:09

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I usually start injecting bloated corpses until one pops up

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 19:42

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Trump posted:

I don't know what's up, but I see zero teamwork when I play. 6 hours spent and I think I've been ressed once or twice and resupplied and healed maybe a handful of times.

I'm not really feeling it overall, there is just something clunky about the experience, especially the weapons, that doesn't click with me.

I'm still pre-ordering

The game is 10x better when you roll with a crew and call out things like objectives and tank positions

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 20:03

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verbal enema posted:

ohhohooo what

and you get the badass armor hp regen and extra hp!

Are you guys having trouble shooting the gun while off the horse? I've had this weird issue where I have to run to shoot that gun. It won't shoot when I'm standing still

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 14:45

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I for one am glad that half the team isn't waiting for a plane in our spawn

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 02:07

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I love new games
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 02:03

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

Battlefield 1 is definitely not the worst shooter I've ever played, but it's just like... Jeez. How could someone bring themselves to spend $140 on this game? Especially with Gears of War 4, Titanfall 2, Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered right around the same time?

And that's just the new releases- Destiny is getting its final expansion, Destiny: Rise of Iron, and Overwatch is certainly going to be getting a big Halloween promo event. Tom Clancy's The Division is going to be getting a new expansion, also. Halo 5: Guardians, Call of Duty: Black Ops III, and even BF1's predecessor, Star Wars: Battlefront, are all getting big updates with new maps and modes. Verdun (which, aside from being a more interesting and accurate game than BF1, was also a lot less broken years before its release than BF1 seems to be less than 2 months from launch) is allegedly getting an update to expand the player limit, too.

And those are just the shooter games- There's also the (very) long-awaited Final Fantasy XV, the 3DS remake of Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past, Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse, and Pok�mon Sun and Moon versions. Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord will likely see some sort of early access release this fall. World of Warcraft: Legion is pretty decent too- the best WoW has been in a long while. A subscription is still $15 a month- would you rather have nearly a year of WoW, or another weak BF game which is looking more and more like it'll suffer the same fate as Battlefield: Hardline, where people realize how weak it is and go back to playing Battlefield 4.

And those are just the video games- there's so many other ways to spend $140. You could buy food, you could buy a lot of good books, or movies- you could get some snacks and drinks and throw a party for your friends. You could get some kind of small pet, like a lizard or a tarantula. You could treat your relatives to lunch. You could do so many different things with almost 1 1/2 hundred dollars.

Why would someone spend $140 on Battlefield 1?

nice meltdown

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 20:57

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A bloo bloo bloo sixty dollars for a gently caress around game is too much compared to

Hahaha

Halo?!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 21:33

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COULD I INTEREST YOU IN SOME HORSE SHOESAHGHH
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 03:18

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Lumpy is a good troll

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 03:42

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PC Goons please make the emblem be Bill Cosby

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:06

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I miss griefing guys by going prone next to a badly placed machine gunner in bf2 and reviving them over and over until they quit the game

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:45

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STOP REVIVING ME

BUT IM HELPING LOOK AT MY SCORE

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 16:45

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Will there be a hotdog dogtag

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:01

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Saying the bros are salty instead of you for whining about an emblem in a video game guild is pretty funny

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:30

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Because it's fun watching you whine

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 18:02

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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:03

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

What lie? I brought the issue to light, and rather than refute anything, the immediate response was to tell me to 'stop being a bitch' (which is another problem in itself, but one thing at a time) and, well, make more rape jokes. Very classy.

Congrats, by bringing light to it it's now a meme again

Barbara Streisand effect in action

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 22:28

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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 23:41

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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 18:13

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Lumpy the Cook posted:

I've played plenty of Battlefield and Call of Duty with goons, and the CoD community is much more kindhearted and inclusive. They like to joke and have their fun, but in a way that's more socially acceptable I guess.

I've never thought 'Wow, this guy sounds like he has really dark things in his life and he's probably going to hurt a lot of people" about any of the goons I've played CoD with, but some of BF4's LLJK crew... Yikes.

"I keep saying I hate this game and won't buy it and won't stop complaining about stupid poo poo"

*reads the thread religiously*

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 20:08