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 let me say first and foremost that i intentionally did not take any pictures. i thought it would weird as gently caress to take lots of NSFW pics for goons onlinei'd also assume that each and every link itt is NSFW so i went down to columbus to hang out with some friends yesterday and at the afterparty of a show we went to, someone brought up the idea of going to the Exxxotica Expo, which was running this weekend. we got pretty drunk and we all decided to go. well, saturday morning hit and we went. there were four of us that went (3 guys and 1 girl) and we spent about 4 hours at the expo, give or take. feel free to ask me any and all questions about the pornos stars that i saw irl or anything about the convention itself here are some of (what i though) were the highlights - Porn Parodies Discussion Panel - Pornstar AMA - The BDSM Corner - The 4chan Katana Store - The VIP Section - Squirt Man - The XXX Church - The Lap Dance
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It's good that you brought a girl so it wasn't creepy.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:19
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How's your mom doing?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:19
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Did any of this change your porn watching habits in any way?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:20
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how many times did you masturbate while you were there?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It's good that you brought a girl so it wasn't creepy. she was actually the one pushing hardest for it though it got kind of weird in the parody panel when the guy flat out said we should go and take turns with her. she also got hit on by one Allie Haze, who is apparently a big deal because she played princess leia in the star wars parody
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Aug 28, 2016 02:22
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What was the weirdest or most hosed up sex toy you saw for sale?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:22
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Did you see a boob?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:23
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Did you see dark priest there?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:23
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What'd you eat/drink while there?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:23
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d) The 4chan Katana Store
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Aug 28, 2016 02:24
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did you get to bang a hot p0rnstar
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Aug 28, 2016 02:24
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Business Gorillas posted:she was actually the one pushing hardest for it though it got kind of weird in the parody panel when the guy flat out said we should go and take turns with her. she also got hit on by one Allie Haze, who is apparently a big deal because she played princess leia in the star wars parody Ha I bet Luke was bangin her lol. 
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Aug 28, 2016 02:25
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William Stoner posted:Did any of this change your porn watching habits in any way? no not really. if anything one of the things that really shocked me was how appreciative the pornstars (so early 20's girls wearing practically nothing) were of their fans and how cool they were. just imagine who seriously goes to a porn convention and you'd be about right. i didn't really talk to any of them but every one i saw that sucks gentials for a living were super laid back and easy to talk to
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Aug 28, 2016 02:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ha I bet Luke was bangin her lol. she was in the porno parody discussion panel and apparently a big group of star wars fans got pissy when they found out that Luke fucks Leia in their movie and she blows Vader to get out of space jail
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Aug 28, 2016 02:27
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Neat Machine posted:d) The 4chan Katana Store Yeah you can't mention this and not follow up with details
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Aug 28, 2016 02:27
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What will be the next "big thing" in pornography?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:29
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did you pleasure off ur rod dude ? lol
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Senordingdong posted:how many times did you masturbate while you were there? none, though apparently some dude was walking around naked in the bathroom when my friend went to go take a piss Friginator posted:What was the weirdest or most hosed up sex toy you saw for sale? well they had the comically large dildo (it was like 2 feet long and at least 8 inches thick) but besides that i'd have to say a double dick strapon (link, nsfw obviously). it was one right on top of another so you could DP your lesbian partner i guess. it seemed like a very niche product
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Aug 28, 2016 02:30
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Did you ask anyone if they had stairs?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:30
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explain the XXX Church
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SweetKarma posted:Did you see a boob? an actual boob? i mean they had strippers all over the place but they were wearing pasties. columbus is doing a topless walk tomorrow and they're all joining, apparently, but i had to drive home the whole place had giant banners of nude girls, obviously. at each meet and greet booth they had a full sized picture of the pornstar in question which was kind of weird because they were sitting in front of them fully clothed
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Aug 28, 2016 02:33
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did you ....... pleasure off if you catch me drift???  ????
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Aug 28, 2016 02:34
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Business Gorillas posted:- The XXX Church I'm assuming this is some sort of joke thing is that a valid assumption?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:34
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Hey I went to this with my now-wife a couple years ago in Chicago, it was weird but fun. Did you actually interact with or talk to any performers on the convention floor? E: Any VR booths there?
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What was the weather like?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:35
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max4me posted:Did you see dark priest there? i dont know what that is Kuato posted:What'd you eat/drink while there? we went to hangover brunch before and i had an omlette with chorizo and green chiles. we went to north market (columbus's big indoor market with a bunch of little shops in it) for lunch but i didn't eat since i wasn't too hungry and i couldn't find anything keto friendly that wasn't a pound of brisket. i did get a really good strawberry infused iced tea though
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Aug 28, 2016 02:35
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Business Gorillas posted:she was in the porno parody discussion panel and apparently a big group of star wars fans got pissy when they found out that Luke fucks Leia in their movie and she blows Vader to get out of space jail Hahahahaha "cum to the darkside" 
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Aug 28, 2016 02:37
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Was it all vanilla porn or obscure niche fetish porn?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:39
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Kuato posted:What'd you eat/drink while there? I also want to know this.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:47
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Jukeboxblues posted:I also want to know this. lots of hot dogs
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Neat Machine posted:d) The 4chan Katana Store the 4chan katana store was off on one side of the convention hall and they sold 2 things: knives and 4chan meme material. they sold every type of knife available (butterfly, bowie, etc), giant katanas, and meme stuff, like the horse mask, a unicorn horse mask, and a bunch of poo poo with guy fawkes on it. they had poo poo like "WE ARE ANONYMOUS EXPECT US" t-shirts and guy fawkes buttons for your leather jacket or whatever reminder what i said about the people who visit these things and its exactly their market. it was someone went into hot topic, said that it was too classy of an establishment, and opened a booth at a porn festival AEMINAL posted:did you get to bang a hot p0rnstar
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shoophobo posted:What will be the next "big thing" in pornography? nothing. they had a panel on the sustainability of porn and it doesn't look good for professional outfits. turns out everyone getting porn for free kind of killed the market. everything is scaling down and they're trying to pass some sort of law about mandatory condoms in cali which they all had super opinions on. we left the pornstar ama after someone asked about it and they all went bananas edit: they're all also trying to unionize because the cuts in revenue are causing directors to try and cut corners on their pay but, once again, the internet is making that almost impossible. also, as you could imagine, there's a lot of FYGM in the porn industry if i had to say something was on the upswing it was those cam sites. that's where the money is now apparently Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Aug 28, 2016 |
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Business Gorillas posted:nothing. they had a panel on the sustainability of porn and it doesn't look good for professional outfits. turns out everyone getting porn for free kind of killed the market. everything is scaling down and they're trying to pass some sort of law about mandatory condoms in cali which they all had super opinions on. we left the pornstar ama after someone asked about it and they all went bananas Too bad. I know they are trying VR but quality VR content is expensive to make. Now an days any shlub with a smartphone can make their own porn and post online all for free so i can see that.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:54
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Did you get to touch any boobies?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:57
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[AMA]I was the naked guy in the bathroom
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Aug 28, 2016 02:58
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Decrepus posted:[AMA]I was the naked guy in the bathroom What's your social security number? Also a bank account/routing number would help me also.
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Business Gorillas posted:turns out everyone getting porn for free kind of killed the market "How do we get our user base to actually pay for this?" is the question that brings silence to many tech startup investor meetings. Not surprising it would eventually kill the industry that basically pioneered the whole "mostly free but premium is extra" thing online.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:02
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I'll take Porn Parodies Discussion Panel for $2000 Alex
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I once got a trial subscription to Brazzers and then download like a million videos and didnt renew it. Wish I hadn't deleted all of those. Now Brazzers sends me weekly e-mails with offers like $5/month, and almost tempted, but $0 on a porn tube site is an even better deal.
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