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The days are getting shorter which means it's nearly dark by 8:30. I've had a handful of close encounters with skunks and they haven't sprayed me yet, but I'm afraid my days are numbered. The anxiety of being sprayed trumps having a cigarette, but soon it's going to be dark at 5pm and I refuse to live in fear.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:37
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where do you live that you are surrounded skunks lol
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Aug 28, 2016 02:38
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shoophobo posted:where do you live that you are surrounded skunks lol Lived in this townhouse complex for like two years but I saw one two weeks ago and then a guest had to go around back because one was on my front step so I'm spooked
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Aug 28, 2016 02:39
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I read the Wikipedia article about skunks today and one of the first people to describe one in writing said they were an embodiment of sin People were stupid back then.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:42
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Apparently you can get their stink gland removed and have them as pets? Kinda neat
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Aug 28, 2016 02:44
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I read the Wikipedia article about skunks today and one of the first people to describe one in writing said they were an embodiment of sin lol
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Aug 28, 2016 02:45
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Can you blame them? This is not something I'd have a kindly deposition towards:
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Aug 28, 2016 02:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINFNvPjbG4 looks ridiculously cool and cute to me, and not scary 
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Aug 28, 2016 02:48
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diabeetz posted:The days are getting shorter which means it's nearly dark by 8:30. No joke I was smoking last night and it was raining. I notice something run by about a foot away from me and I was like ohh a big ole....... not cat..... and just kinda froze for a minute while it went on its merry way. Wet skunks smell a lot like wet dog btw.
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Aug 28, 2016 02:48
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what if i just smell real bad and was not actually sprayde by sunk can i still come
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Aug 28, 2016 02:48
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I almost walked into one a few weeks ago- got a few feet away before I saw it lift its tail, at which point I turned around and hauled rear end the other way I've seen them a couple of times since then, but not that close. One of my loving neighbors keeps leaving peanuts and bread and poo poo outside, and I think that's what's attracting them. BLARGHLE fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Aug 28, 2016 |
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Aug 28, 2016 02:51
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what if I just burned a fatty of primo skunky doobage and I just smell like when you drive down a country road and get a whiff of skunk roadkill but really I'm just high af
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Aug 28, 2016 02:52
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my stupid dog has gotten sprayed 3 times
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Aug 28, 2016 02:52
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Gatekeeper posted:what if I just burned a fatty of primo skunky doobage and I just smell like when you drive down a country road and get a whiff of skunk roadkill but really I'm just high af Maybe you can vape some sweet rear end skunk oil get high as hell off that juice. Straight from the source
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Aug 28, 2016 02:56
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Is it true tomato juice is the only thing that gets the smell off?
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Aug 28, 2016 02:57
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A good friend of mine rescued 2 baby skunks a few years ago that were abandoned by their mother (or it died), who didn't come back for them in the dead of winter. He was convinced into keeping them by his bleeding heart and super flamboyant husband, who doesn't even do the caretaking of them. In the 3 years he's had them, they've never sprayed. They're really nice after you get over the initial fear, but their hair isn't the softest thing in the world even though they're really clean animals and he takes really good care of them. Because skunks are illegal to own in CT, they are kind of a pain in the rear end to take care of, and even his vet friend won't touch them with a 10 foot pole in order to protect his hide, let alone take out their scent gland. They're also kind of picky eaters in captivity apparently? But they're healthy, really friendly with people and their 4 Cheweenie (did I mention he's gay?), and kind of cute. He likes to freak people out by letting them roam free on the couches where they burrow their heads in between the cushions and people's legs. Someday someone is going to sit on one of those things when they're chilling in between couch cushions and stink up the whole house.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:00
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BLARGHLE posted:One of my loving neighbors keeps leaving peanuts and bread and poo poo outside, and I think that's what's attracting them. See the one stupid rear end roommate I have left a bag of his take out garbage out on the stoop a few weeks ago and animals got into it. Someone else told him to clean it up but apparently that didn't include the Swiss Chalet sauces under the bush and I'm afraid that's what's triggered this. Last time I saw a skunk was when my upstairs neighbour had a literal garbage pile on his back deck. I think I'm getting to the root of my issues.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:02
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Sufficient posted:A good friend of mine rescued 2 baby skunks a few years ago that were abandoned by their mother (or it died), who didn't come back for them in the dead of winter. He was convinced into keeping them by his bleeding heart and super flamboyant husband, who doesn't even do the caretaking of them. In the 3 years he's had them, they've never sprayed. They're really nice after you get over the initial fear, but their hair isn't the softest thing in the world even though they're really clean animals and he takes really good care of them. This sounds pretty cool actually.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:02
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Did You Know? Skunks are voracious foragers of plant life, especially cannabis plants, and the odor compounds in the weed become distributed throughout the skunk's endocrine system, in much the same way that a flamingo relies on its diet to maintain its pink pigment
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Aug 28, 2016 03:04
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I was flying yesterday and went over a highway at around 2000' above ground and you could smell a dead skunk from there what the gently caress how can that poo poo carry so far vertically?
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Aug 28, 2016 03:34
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Zorodius posted:Did You Know? Skunks are voracious foragers of plant life, especially cannabis plants, and the odor compounds in the weed become distributed throughout the skunk's endocrine system, in much the same way that a flamingo relies on its diet to maintain its pink pigment Are you saying that smoking skunk buttholes will get you high? If so there's a thread that needs posting in TCC.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:35
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Are you saying that smoking skunk buttholes will get you high? If so there's a thread that needs posting in TCC. You didn't see the dank rear end color of that butt spray posted earlier? poo poo looks like it would gently caress you up man
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Aug 28, 2016 03:36
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Friginator posted:Can you blame them? This is not something I'd have a kindly deposition towards: Oh my god! What's that animal doing with its anus?
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Aug 28, 2016 03:42
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Are you saying that smoking skunk buttholes will get you high? If so there's a thread that needs posting in TCC. It's technically possible, if you collect the concentrated spray and perform a lipid extraction, similar to the preparation of cannabis butter.
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Aug 28, 2016 03:49
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Pepe le pew was a rapist
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Aug 28, 2016 03:52
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My car got sprayed once it smelled like poo poo for about a week even after taking it through the car wash like three times The problem was my window was open and I couldn't close it fast enough when I realized i was about to hit a skunk and it would inevitably poo poo its spray out of fear
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Aug 28, 2016 04:16
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amusinginquiry posted:Pepe le pew is racist
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Aug 28, 2016 04:16
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But enough about your mom, OP.
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Aug 28, 2016 04:31
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My parents have a bat that lives on the porch. My mother considers it part of the family while my father wants to kill it.
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Aug 28, 2016 05:03
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diabeetz posted:See the one stupid rear end roommate I have left a bag of his take out garbage out on the stoop a few weeks ago and animals got into it. Someone else told him to clean it up but apparently that didn't include the Swiss Chalet sauces under the bush and I'm afraid that's what's triggered this. lovely roommates/neighbors are the root of most issues
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Aug 28, 2016 05:32
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh my god! What's that animal doing with its anus? is that literally a prehensile rear end in a top hat that the skunk can aim with god i hate this biosphere
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Aug 28, 2016 06:15
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Are you saying that smoking skunk buttholes will get you high? If so there's a thread that needs posting in TCC. considering there are huge long rear end threads devoted to chugging literal factory waste someone has already tried this and is maybe doing it on the regular
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Aug 28, 2016 06:16
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Has anyone ever bottled that stuff and gotten someone to drink it? I mean, would they be able to without puking?
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Aug 28, 2016 06:17
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deviantart ur the best  
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Aug 28, 2016 06:24
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Flesh Forge posted:deviantart ur the best a skunk diaperfur superhero? 
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Aug 28, 2016 09:36
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thought u said spunk. dont care now.bye
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Aug 28, 2016 09:51
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I have never been sprayed by a skunk, but I have the pleasure of owning a Husky. Which means anything small and fuzzy looks like a great chew toy. Also the stinky stuff is really awesome to roll in apparently. This leads to 3am baths where we are both miserable. Her hating baths so omg why am I toturing her and getting rid of the awesome smell. As for myself, kneeling over tub trying to wrangle 40lb dog + slipped discs = not being able to stand fully upright for a couple days.
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Aug 28, 2016 09:56
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Sufficient posted:A good friend of mine rescued 2 baby skunks a few years ago that were abandoned by their mother (or it died), who didn't come back for them in the dead of winter. He was convinced into keeping them by his bleeding heart and super flamboyant husband, who doesn't even do the caretaking of them. In the 3 years he's had them, they've never sprayed. They're really nice after you get over the initial fear, but their hair isn't the softest thing in the world even though they're really clean animals and he takes really good care of them. You're sounding a little jealous there friend
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Aug 28, 2016 09:57
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Flesh Forge posted:deviantart ur the best *smokes a weed* *exhales* well would you look at that
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Aug 28, 2016 09:58
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i love diapers.yeh in opposite land shitdevils
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