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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Dusty Rhodes had an illegal facility where he trained kidnapped children to become wrestlers. We found out that his teenage daughter's real dad was Scott Hall and managed to save her. We also found out that her mother was a pig because pigs sometimes give birth to human children.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
WWE brought Chris Benoit back to wrestle in a handicap match against Batista and Ric Flair. I thought that it was pretty disgusting to resurrect a well-known murderer to gain ratings.

Also Nia Jax broke Charlotte's neck.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
There was a comedy match where everyone attacked Bubba Dudley's dick. Then some children came and yanked his balls so hard that the sack ripped open and seagulls ate his testicles. Lawler thought it was so hilarious that he couldn't stop laughing.

It was so nauseating that I woke up.

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