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hth posted:sounds like it was OK porn star saskia died at the end on the beach with bruce vilanch. apocalypse was implied
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I went to a bad Golden Corral on the afternoon of one cold Valentine's Day, alone. Had a bad hangover and a real faded edition of "Footfall" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Left an okay tip. Not spectacular, but okay.
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Orkin Mang posted:porn star saskia died at the end on the beach with bruce vilanch. apocalypse was implied black hobbit president stuntman and a bunch of lazy sluts getting biblically owned on a beach you heard it here first folks: film of the century
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*furiously scribbles notes* continue.
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I spent a full 2mins with my face in the chocolate fountain til I was thrown out. Highly recommended.
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i spent $22 on a sorta fancy buffet on a 2 hour ferry crossing and i tell ya i ate for the whole two hours on that drat ship lol dont think ive ever eaten that much food before or since then
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I'm sure I'm not the first one to do it but I call the local hometown buffet "the trough"
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Teikanmi posted:I'm sure I'm not the first one to do it but I call the local hometown buffet "the trough" we call it the ur mums pussy
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Orkin Mang posted:we call it the ur mums pussy
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numberoneposter posted:$12 all you can eat im hindu
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spud posted:I spent a full 2mins with my face in the chocolate fountain til I was thrown out. Done this, but it was my dick.
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OhsH posted:heres me stratefy I hope that plan doesn't involve driving to or from the buffet after you inhale your drugs. Or maybe you take your rips then get the munchies hardcore and wish you weren't too stoned to go out and get tasty food BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Aug 29, 2016 |
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just go out in the buffet with an empty plate and walk around looking at the food for an hour
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a hole-y ghost posted:just go out in the buffet with an empty plate and walk around looking at the food for an hour
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Orkin Mang posted:we call it the ur mums pussy you die tonight by my hand
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OP, your buffet strategy looks great, though I've never heard of "priming the stomach" before. I would have thought that not eating as long as possible beforehand, but drinking the minimum amount of water via regular sips for a couple of hrs would make for optimal hunger level and stomach room. Anyway since I'm already way fat I'd better not think any more about this {slobber}.
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y'all notice how old people love buffets? old, potato shaped people.
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If you don't see every buffet as a challenge to make the restaurant/company responsible lose money per customer, I don't know what to tell you. I don't understand how anyone could gently caress up their own life choices to such a monumental degree. I mean jesus christ, what is wrong with you.
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If you even think about going to a buffet, you have already failed at life and should do that thing that I'm not allowed to tell you to do. Sorry that you're going to be making poor people money for the rest of your life and have to live on ramen.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Mmm, gots me 2 dry pork chops, some pudding skin, and lime jello with little fruits in it. That's what I call good eatin'.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Mmm, gots me 2 dry pork chops, some pudding skin, and lime jello with little fruits in it. That's what I call good eatin'. lol ur gross
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My strategy is pretty much identical to OP's strategy but I've grown to resent most buffets. You basically eat past the point of satisfaction and feel lovely at the end even if the food was good. Better you spend that money on one really good entree.
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What about Brazilian Steakhouses? You know, the restaurants and have waiter walking around with large skewers of meat and you have a little drink coaster thing that you flip over if you're full? There is one in Casio Niagara that also has a very large AYCE salad bar.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Eat some carbs and drink water like 2 hours before so your stomach is primed. In the buffet, only go for high end meat (seafood (crabs, shrimp, clams, mussels), steak, ribs, etc) Pace yourself, don't drink too much. Stay away from rice and pasta and salad. Those will fill you up fast and are not worth much. On your second round, get half as much meat and begin to explore the items that look like they take a lot of effort to make. Your third round, you can flirt around with fringe stuff and if you really want pasta or rice or veggies, you can do it at this point. Last round, dessert and chill with coffee. Wait 30 minutes and see if you can go back to round 1 for a half plate more of meat if you are feeling up for it (I couldn't go this far this time, felt like i was gunna puke). good strat. also do this everytime you eat
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Vegetable posted:My strategy is pretty much identical to OP's strategy but I've grown to resent most buffets. You basically eat past the point of satisfaction and feel lovely at the end even if the food was good. Better you spend that money on one really good entree. what a stupid thing to think and say and it makes sense your "handle" is vegitable because you are brain dead.
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Vegetable posted:My strategy is pretty much identical to OP's strategy but I've grown to resent most buffets. You basically eat past the point of satisfaction and feel lovely at the end even if the food was good. Better you spend that money on one really good entree. This is why I like Hoss's. They have a good soup, salad, and dessert buffet, but your actual meal is its own entree. Only people cool enough to live in PA and the surrounding areas can have Hoss's though. Sorry.
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ThaGrandCow posted:I went to a buffet that had sushi once.
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hth posted:is jesus wept a one man catchphrase now christ knelt down
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dookifex_maximus posted:christ knelt down I approve of this
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I went to a local classy place not like golden corral buffet and classy is an oxymoron
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'Buffet... is for the Buffoons,' I type secretly wishing I had the courage to confront the radical freedom offered by a dining experience where the diner must choose for themselves the correct portion sizes
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the wynn buffet is p nice
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The cheaper buffets in China all seem to have free beer, the food is lovely but I can easily drink the buffet fee in booze, at that point the food is just a bonus
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Moridin920 posted:the wynn buffet is p nice ill be there in like 2 weeks lookin forward to it
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My ma told me this story about how one time she was at a buffet and there were these two russian dudes at a table eating crab legs. Every time the buffet re-filled the crab leg trough, the ruskies scurried over and made themselves a heaping plate of crab legs. Part of me was like "Ma - tone down the racist?" and part of me was like "Can't be racist against ruskies" and part of me was like "Christ, what an assholes". I would like to think that in such a situation, I would explain to an immigrant that as dickish as we are in America we do have an established code of conduct even with strangers you don't give a gently caress about. But I'm pretty sure the immigrant would get super defensive and say "I PAY YOU ESS DOLLAR I EAT CRAB LEG YOU SLOW NOT MY SITUATION!" Immigants. I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
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Every time I see this thread it makes me want to go to indian buffet by me...
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OctoberBlues posted:Every time I see this thread it makes me want to go to indian buffet by me...
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numberoneposter posted:just make sure you have convenient access to bathrooms the next day Well, I do work from home. 
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OctoberBlues posted:Every time I see this thread it makes me want to go to indian buffet by me... I was really into indian food then I got waaaaaay over it. Indian cuisine is basically thus: 1.) Take a bean or a non-cow muscle. 2.) Dump it into a vat of simmering butter. 3.) Drink that simmer-butter. 4.) Save the bean or non-cow muscle for a European soup or stock.
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