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It's like you tried to combine the phrase "jury rig" with the racial slur "jigaboo".
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notZaar posted:It's like you tried to combine the phrase "jury rig" with the racial slur "jigaboo". I thought it was "Jerry rig" and was already a slur against Germans and/or an anti Semitic slur against Jerry Seinfeld?
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Aug 30, 2016 15:27
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Applewhite posted:I thought it was "Jerry rig" and was already a slur against Germans and/or an anti Semitic slur against Jerry Seinfeld? I used to think that too, but it turns out "Jerry built" predates the German slur and "jury rig" is the correct term that dates back to wooden ship navies.
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notZaar posted:I used to think that too, but it turns out "Jerry built" predates the German slur and "jury rig" is the correct term that dates back to wooden ship navies. Google confirms. I'm flabbergasted. E: apparently I've been saying it wrong all this time. It actually has more to do with fat shaming. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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Aug 30, 2016 15:30
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Please don't use illegal words Applewhite!!!
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Aug 30, 2016 15:32
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I guess my rhetorical armor has a few chinks.
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Aug 30, 2016 15:32
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OctoberBlues posted:Please don't use illegal words Applewhite!!! What are you talking about? That's a perfectly normal word used to express surprise and it has nothing to do with the similar sounding anti homosexual slur.
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Aug 30, 2016 15:34
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I think we've gotten sidetracked from talking about games we have in development. Currently I'm working on an UN-realistic swimming pool simulator with water physics that are nothing like real water. Expect to clip through the walls of the pool and fall infinitely into the skybox on a regular basis.
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Aug 30, 2016 15:38
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I call it: Sim-Pool-Ton
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Aug 30, 2016 16:18
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Applewhite posted:I think we've gotten sidetracked from talking about games we have in development. Currently I'm working on an UN-realistic swimming pool simulator with water physics that are nothing like real water. Expect to clip through the walls of the pool and fall infinitely into the skybox on a regular basis. Cool what happens when you are in the pool and you press P?
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Aug 30, 2016 16:35
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Quote-Unquote posted:Cool what happens when you are in the pool and you press P? You pee in the pool causing you die from chlorine gas poisoning because I inputted the chemical values for bleach to represent the pool water and amonia for the pee.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:43
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What about a game that is all unskippable cutscenes and every time you try to skip one it goes into bullet time?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:54
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Starting work on a game called "Ghost of a Chance" it's a stealth shooter starring a big booby girl who can turn invisible. It's going to be to Starcraft: Ghost what Mighty No.9 was to Megaman: a worthy spiritual successor that improves on the original. Pls donate to my kickstarter.
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Aug 30, 2016 23:35
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Ghost of a chance has hit production delays. I'm going to need more money.
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Sep 1, 2016 00:25
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I've gotten together with David Cage, the man responsible for the masterpieces Heavy Rain, Beyond the Souls, and Custer's Revenge. We like your idea Applewhite but in order to secure funding you have to promise that there will be QTE-based chewing and swallowing every time the player character eats anything. Also the only way the character can interact with anything is by eating it.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:47
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What age rating is this game? 13? 16? 18?
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Zombiepop posted:What age rating is this game? 13? 16? 18? 33
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hholy gently caress, I just realized that I have been playing this game the entire time and I didn't realize it until now. I think I'm able to communicate out within this thread but I don't know if it's just the game playing another trick on me. Hello? How can I know if you all are real or created by the game to torment me?? Maybe if I can somehow stop him before he finishes the game this time I will be freed. FREEE MEEEE!! AND WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU INCLUDE QUICKSAVE??
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Sep 1, 2016 09:05
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No, not the rats. I can't take anymore rats. They just never stop. I saw what they did to Frankie. Why do you keep adding more rats??? Alright boys, LETS PLAY BALL. 
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Sep 1, 2016 09:13
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I'm making a game where you start out fight rats in a sewer. Then bam level 2 more rats in a sewer. Level3, it's rats again coming at you. Level 4, 5, you get the idea
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echronorian posted:I'm making a game where you start out fight rats in a sewer. Then bam level 2 more rats in a sewer. Level3, it's rats again coming at you. Level 4, 5, you get the idea I don't get the idea; what happens on level 4 and 5? Some kind of dragon/wizard?
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Quote-Unquote posted:I don't get the idea; what happens on level 4 and 5? Some kind of dragon/wizard? Nope. Just more rats. Also there's a pipe you can click on that tells you the exact date of your death.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Nope. Just more rats. Also there's a pipe you can click on that tells you the exact date of your death. woah I did not expect that twist. With the rats I mean. This game sounds too spooky 4 me
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Sep 1, 2016 10:27
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Imagine 4 lines of code on the edge of a cliff.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Hustlin Floh posted:I've gotten together with David Cage, the man responsible for the masterpieces Heavy Rain, Beyond the Souls, and Custer's Revenge. We like your idea Applewhite but in order to secure funding you have to promise that there will be QTE-based chewing and swallowing every time the player character eats anything. Also the only way the character can interact with anything is by eating it. I love it. We'll change the name to VORE and it will feature procedurally generated evolution starting from the cell level all the way up through interstellar travel. The player controls a ravenous predator that eats everything.
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Sep 1, 2016 13:32
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Applewhite posted:I love it. We'll change the name to VORE and it will feature procedurally generated evolution starting from the cell level all the way up through interstellar travel. The player controls a ravenous predator that eats everything. There needs to be a multiplayer mode. With microtransactions. Everyone loves those.
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Quote-Unquote posted:There needs to be a multiplayer mode. With microtransactions. Everyone loves those. The smaller the better! .001 cents will automatically be charged to the player's credit card for every keystroke.
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Sep 1, 2016 13:50
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Will there be romance options or is this going to be a realistic version of your life?
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Applewhite posted:The smaller the better! .001 cents will automatically be charged to the player's credit card for every keystroke. Perfect! As the ideas guy that came up with the microtransaction concept for your new game, I think it's only fair I get a share of the profits. Say, 90% after all it was my idea. All you had to do was the easy parts like the coding, setting up the payment gateway and handling accounts and taxes etc.
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ikanreed posted:Will there be romance options or is this going to be a realistic version of your life? All my games are escapist fantasy so there will be lots of romance options.
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ikanreed posted:Will there be romance options or is this going to be a realistic version of your life? An author is entitled to some creative license 
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Quote-Unquote posted:Perfect! Well that sounds reasonable. Can I at least get a verbal agreement that I'm entitled to 20% of the merchandise sales?
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Applewhite posted:Well that sounds reasonable. Can I at least get a verbal agreement that I'm entitled to 20% of the merchandise sales? Sure buddy. I'll even say we should extend that to the extra we charge for the collector's edition with the 24" dick monster statue, because that comes under merchandise in my book. Right I'm off to play golf, let me know when you've finished coding (you've got until midnight then we need to ship this bad boy!).
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Sep 1, 2016 13:57
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I've hired an artist to do all the assets for the game. I'm so confident in his talent that I've generously agreed to let him keep IP rights to everything he draws.
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Sep 1, 2016 13:57
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Applewhite posted:All my games are escapist fantasy so there will be lots of romance options. How many compliments do I have to give an NPC before they sleep with me? If it's less than 5 I'm going to be mad, because then they're unrealistic sluts.
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ikanreed posted:How many compliments do I have to give an NPC before they sleep with me? If it's less than 5 I'm going to be mad, because then they're unrealistic sluts. All romantic interactions will be based on the transfer of "kindness coins" and each potential romantic partner has a different number of kindness coins they require to be spent on them before they sleep with you. You will have to discover each girl's number for yourself!
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Trust me there will be no shortage of potential romantic partners. This game features a fully fuckable environment. It's the Red Faction of loving things.
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Applewhite posted:Trust me there will be no shortage of potential romantic partners. This game features a fully fuckable environment. Oh yeah. Wait for the screen to fade to black.
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Applewhite posted:Trust me there will be no shortage of potential romantic partners. This game features a fully fuckable environment. Can I literally tear someone a new hole?
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