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opus111 posted:They were called mummy yummies over here and were very much in, but now people call them milfs cos of filthy american soft imperialism. *in mockingly bad English accent* "OOOhhhh Oy so do luv a good wanking frum me mums! Ahm such a nawty twidget! Boon poodle mah willy knacker mummsy! Ticker flicker mah bean pole nummy yummy!"
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opus111 posted:They were called mummy yummies over here and were very much in, but now people call them milfs cos of filthy american soft imperialism. Just another thing that America has fixed for you.
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Gatekeeper posted:milves are typically ( in my imagination at least) like the mother of one of your contemporaries and not just a mother, full stop. Like poo poo, a 16 year old girl could be a mother. but she presumably without the interference of bad bad scientists could not be mother to your 20 y/o pal But the MILFs are my contemporaries but I still consider them MILFs.
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CannedMacabre posted:*in mockingly bad English accent* geez americans are so bad at this.
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opus111 posted:geez americans are so bad at this. *in mockingly bad English accent*
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At least we don't wank to mummy yummies. Gross.
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Roylicious posted:At least we don't wank to mummy yummies. however, you are responsible for rosebudding.
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On the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl there was a british actress doing a really bad american accent and for the first time I really understood why british people complain about bad british accents. Not related to porn of course, but the current conversation reminded me of it.
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I like how an Englishman will bitch about the use of "their language" in the same sentence as "mummy yummies."
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Zzulu posted:I get off on not getting off Look up "ruined orgasm" for more
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Mange Mite posted:Look up "ruined orgasm" for more I've had some of these, they were not fun for me.
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I'm British and have literally never heard the term 'mummy yummy'. Around my parts we call em 'Methuselah's honeypots'.
ConstantDelays fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Sep 16, 2016 |
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I'd just like to question the very notion of an attractive British woman.
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ikanreed posted:I'd just like to question the very notion of an attractive British woman. Scotland is part of Great Britain.
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Germstore posted:Scotland is part of Great Britain. Probably not much longer with the way brexit is playing out.
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Germstore posted:But the MILFs are my contemporaries but I still consider them MILFs. Yea, many of my friends are now milfs, it is a noble profession with lots of history. Not related really, but I have generally found that the milfs of my acquaintance who had kids in their mid-late 20's are looking far hotter then the ones who had kids in their mid-late 30's. They also now have kids who are in their teens so they can go out and party again.
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Germstore posted:But the MILFs are my contemporaries but I still consider them MILFs. you got old son life changes in a daily basis i have a headache juss thinkin bout it you went from finding your contemporaries moms to be milves because they were like 40 and hot and you were a lil beansprout Now the milves are your 40 y/o mama friends because they're 40s and hot, but you are a long donger with moons behind you Time is completely and totally hosed It's why I am so frequently thinkin about offin meself
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When I got older I was surprised by how many milfs/matures make themselves available and all you have to do is be in decent shape and clean and calm and not a mouth breather etc. It's not all bad unless you are really goony.
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Gatekeeper posted:you got old son it's at least why i'm often thinking about the logistics of loving my wife's friends, but it always seems more trouble than it's worth.
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loving is def more trouble than it's worth Krishna gave us a dick that fits.perfectly in one hand And another hand to pleasure the butthole Just lol if you gently caress
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yes, but if you put a dick in a vagina you have four available hands and two bholes and I'm not gonna do the math but that's a lot of possibilities
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oncearoundaltair posted:When I got older I was surprised by how many milfs/matures make themselves available and all you have to do is be in decent shape and clean and calm and not a mouth breather etc. It's not all bad unless you are really goony. Yea, like, I'm no bodies picnic, but somehow I seem to be more desirable at 38 then I was at 28 or especially 18. I suspect I was still pretty goony at 28 and was just embarrassing at 18, but still.
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bongwizzard posted:I seem to be more desirable at 38 then I was at 28 or especially 18. pics? i already find your intellect diesrable so lemme see some cock cleavage, flash a lil dickneck for me hon, let's see if the sparks fly
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I really like to gently caress and hopefully I get sum fuk tonight
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a lot of people want to watch brothers and sisters loving.. ![]() would explain why the general population is loving retarded.
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Germstore posted:That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged. Pretty much. Not really a MILF unless she's old enough to be your mother.
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Gatekeeper posted:a lil dickneck It's actually pretty hard to take a flattering picture of the dickneck region. I did waste about 20 minutes at work trying, so thanks for that at least.
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Have we nailed down the universally accepted definition of MILF yet? It is of vital importance. I need to know this before I can give my doodle a motherly tug.
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It a mom I'd like to gently caress, don't over think it. I contend that June Cleaver is the ur-milf. ![]()
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ConstantDelays posted:90% of women are either BWs or BWs. Why is a true BBW such a rarity is my question. Angelina Castro.
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I also like them fat and ugly, it's so hot
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milf is in the eye of the fucker
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Oldstench posted:Kelly Wells
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Sex with Kelly Wells would be fun in the same way as a flight in a fighter jet or being a passenger in a demolition derby, only for your dick. Sure, sex with hot girls who aren't crazy is alright, but dipping your balls into a girl's distended anus while she recites her times tables is an experience. life begins when she screams choo-choo train noises bongwizzard posted:It's actually pretty hard to take a flattering picture of the dickneck region. I did waste about 20 minutes at work trying, so thanks for that at least. ![]()
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River Zapata posted:a lot of people want to watch brothers and sisters loving.. I've heard that's not the case for most people - it was explained to me that it's basically the only kind of porn left right now that even tries to have any kind of story or seduction. I doubt it's much better than a pizza delivery person, but it sounds better than most porn of "ay gurl lets make some goatman fanart"
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Sentient Data posted:I've heard that's not the case for most people - it was explained to me that it's basically the only kind of porn left right now that even tries to have any kind of story or seduction. I doubt it's much better than a pizza delivery person, but it sounds better than most porn of "ay gurl lets make some goatman fanart" well and if you are a fan of the plotless "lets gently caress" variety it's pretty easy to ignore the narrative, and the actual sex depicted tends to be pretty straightforward/normal so it seems like you'd be able to appeal to pervs and 'normals' at the same time, which is a pretty good trick that you can't do with a lot of other taboo sex stuff
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Mais ou sont le milfs d'antan?
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I wanna know what the stars that don't have sex get paid. The guy getting cuvked, the "parents"., Etc Sometimes they participate a little or not at all but are always usually stars themselves, not Craigslist randoms But I assume they get like, what, union wages???
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Watch a lot of c uck porn do you?
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Germstore posted:On the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl there was a british actress doing a really bad american accent and for the first time I really understood why british people complain about bad british accents. Not related to porn of course, but the current conversation reminded me of it. In The Wire, British Dominic West played American Jimmy McNulty who at one point had to go under-cover as a British guy and used an appallingly terrible English accent and the layers made it amazing
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