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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Porn gets weirder every year because weird is the only thing that sells. Once one weird fetish gets so played out on tube sites that all but the biggest perverts can find enough of it for free, companies have to move onto the next bunch of perverts to keep the cash rolling in.

I'm sure there's a few guys out there who are super addicted to gagging or interracial gangbangs or whatever and absolutely need and are willing to pay for new material, but that's not enough to keep a company afloat.

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Porn gets weirder every year because weird is the only thing that sells. Once one weird fetish gets so played out on tube sites that all but the biggest perverts can find enough of it for free, companies have to move onto the next bunch of perverts to keep the cash rolling in.

I'm sure there's a few guys out there who are super addicted to gagging or interracial gangbangs or whatever and absolutely need and are willing to pay for new material, but that's not enough to keep a company afloat.

gagging is like a standard part of any "normal" porn now, it's like tease-pussy eat-GHDHHDJKHJSDHGH-missionary-doggy-cowgirl-money shot

do u even watch porn? jeez

Unfinish3d
Nov 2, 2007

A deep well of despair I found
The day my dreams came true


I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean

Someone start a kickstarter. do they allow that for porn?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

Unfinish3d posted:

I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean

Someone start a kickstarter. do they allow that for porn?
dickstarter.com ground floor here

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


I remember around the late 1990's people would make the news, well okay howard stern about setting a record for the most gang bangs. I remember one video store clerk showed me a vhs cover.

I asked this nice korean man why he thought I wanted to see 500 dicks and one pussy? it struck me as kinda gay, I mean take away that pussy and you got what 500 dicks.

It seems this stuff just goes in cycles parody was dead then it came back...oh gently caress just have dark priest give his commentary on this poo poo....oh wait we cant because as soon as kevin the pornographer shows up the poo poo posters have to come virtue signal how awful porn is.

I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

max4me posted:

I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.
Fuckboys of GBS dot com

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005

Grand Hammer of the Exquisition.


"I like the new, coherent, dare." (TK-42-1, 05.06.2016)

RedMage129 posted:

Why in God's name would you not be taking care of your search history? That's porn watching fundamentals.

Meh... "Dolcett" looks pretty inconspicuous in the search history. Won't raise any eyebrows, I think.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!


Not going to search whatever the gently caress that is and you can't make me

Nope.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003



it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

El Pistolero

Gatekeeper posted:

it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger
you gotta go cold turkey

drinking on the other hand

never stop, not even once

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

8 track betamax posted:

here is an idea: stop watching this disgusting filth you animals

just leave me alone, dad

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The people in xhamster vids keep getting more and more hideous. Par for the course is now a fat ugly old dude loving a fat ugly grandma. What the gently caress. Give me back my unrealistic body ideals plz.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer


is there such a thing as potato porn? i dont think there is. no potato jokes and no potato porn

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



JiveHonky posted:

is there such a thing as potato porn? i dont think there is. no potato jokes and no potato porn

The potato could serve several sexual purposes, so I find it hard to believe no one has taken advantage of that.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015


Nathilus posted:

The people in xhamster vids keep getting more and more hideous. Par for the course is now a fat ugly old dude loving a fat ugly grandma. What the gently caress. Give me back my unrealistic body ideals plz.

maybe you should stop fatshaming then

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


Decebal posted:

Thank god for that lady porn where people kiss and have sex in a relatively normal and loving manner.

Where? How?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


numberoneposter posted:

dickstarter.com ground floor here

If there's not a porno crowdfunding site called fluffer, then that's a real missed opo.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

The potato could serve several sexual purposes, so I find it hard to believe no one has taken advantage of that.

then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



JiveHonky posted:

then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex?

I dunno, but I ask myself that a lot

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014


Someone please make porn videos of women masturbating, but with no close-ups. None whatsoever. Thanks.

LegoPirateNinja
Nov 15, 2003
It's like a custom title but not

dickgirls too, man. every cock is two feet long now, minimum. ruins my immersion

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

erhecktile disfunction

Lipstick Apathy

Wamdoodle posted:

Holy poo poo, it's proto GBS

And it all got gassed.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


JiveHonky posted:

then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex?

OctoberBlues posted:

I dunno, but I ask myself that a lot

When are you two idiots going to stop trying to make that stupid potato into a meme in every thread?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

generative grammer posted:

Vintage gay porn intros/build-ups used to be my favorite youtube video genre before the best ones got pulled off several years ago even though all nudity and loving was cut off

seems there are only newer amateur bullshit available there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8_YRFKK73M

ahh yes this classic is still up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

cool its GBS: The Movie

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


and whats the deal with all the squirting?

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Cocksmith posted:

and whats the deal with all the squirting?

it's pee

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Pawn 17 posted:

it's pee

no poo poo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17 posted:

When are you two idiots going to stop trying to make that stupid potato into a meme in every thread?

dont blame me! i dont post patato pictures!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

white people, op

Bingo

Just watch latina and black girl porn, op, they usually dont interview them and ask them about their dads and all that other poo poo white dudes are into for some reason

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

numberoneposter posted:

dickstarter.com ground floor here

I legitimately think you are onto something, you should see if that name isn't already trademarked because wow it owns

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Cocksmith posted:

no poo poo

well I learned from porn that girls pee when they are excited

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015


Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Flesh Forge posted:

I legitimately think you are onto something, you should see if that name isn't already trademarked because wow it owns

I want in on this exciting project.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

call me lesbo
27565-02-7749


Grimey Drawer

Laurenz posted:

Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.

Girth of A Nation

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008






poo poo Theophilus is a fukkin party animal

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Laurenz posted:

Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.



Fred Ott's Skeeze

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


JiveHonky posted:

Girth of A Nation

the jizz slinger

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

JiveHonky posted:

Girth of A Nation

the jizz slinger

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Roundhay Hardon Scene

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Laurenz posted:

Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.

I've probably seen this on the internet just by googling oldest porn film; it was a late 19th/early 20th century silent reel of heterosexual lovemaking in the missionary position for 20 seconds

probably was the oldest extant film but whatevs

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