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I get off on not getting off Its complicated
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VendaGoat posted:This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds. Huge fake breasts were pretty much the worst thing about 90s porn. Good riddance.
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Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.
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Vegetable posted:Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature. I was never able to truly enjoy loving super models ever again. ![]()
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Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into.
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I needed a new phone, and my dad gave me one that he had previously lent to his on-and-off girlfriend's son. This kid's sister is my downstairs neighbor atm. Having never had a smartphone before (and it's a Windows ![]() The kid's 11 years old ![]()
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Kid's a chubby chaser? Sick gently caress.
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the video says NOT sister so i don't see whats the problem
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why do you assume it's not ur dads?
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He doesn't have a sister, and he does have a much nicer phone so no real reason to assume he's ever used this one
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I want to squirt inside the beast
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I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno
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porn comments are the best ![]()
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GBS v.69: I Want To Squirt Yeast Inside That Beast
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JediTalentAgent posted:Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into. Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn.
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Mirage posted:Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn. They have digital cameras that shoot RAW now. It shouldn't be that hard.
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Monkey Fracas posted:I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno
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the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory.
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Germstore posted:the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory. didn't even notice, fixed now. wouldn't want you to lose your job... supporting the troops... fighting for the first amendment...
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I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO!
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90% of women are either BWs or BWs. Why is a true BBW such a rarity is my question.
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO! Why don't you just search for chubby?
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Gaunab posted:Why don't you just search for chubby? I do but I think its about time we got a whole curated category. Not to mention the definition of 'chubby' when left to the uploaders of the videos varies wildly to both ends of the spectrum.
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Gaunab posted:Why don't you just search for chubby?
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They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.
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JediTalentAgent posted:They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way. gently caress that. Botero. ![]()
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I've seen thumbnails of younger actresses marked with "infant" which I hope is just a crazy translation error. Not clicking on that.
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One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc?
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probably just called "mature" before that.
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JediTalentAgent posted:They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way. But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. JediTalentAgent posted:One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc? American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley ![]()
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red19fire posted:American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley I for one am appalled at the rate at which a precious national resource like our MILFs is casually destroyed by the film industry I don't want to have to explain to my grandchildren why MILFs are something they only read about in textbooks
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red19fire posted:But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. It is quite plausible, likely even, for a 22 year-old woman to be a mother. ![]()
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That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.
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red19fire posted:Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. Germstore posted:That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged. I think we have a volunteer!
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Germstore posted:That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged. Sure. Just being a pedant. Shitbreak and Stiffler's Mom 4 evah <3
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO! Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality.
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RedMage129 posted:Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality. Between this and 'chubby' this is how I've been finding the material. I should say that I'm not having a terrible time finding the porn I desire (almost any porn is pretty much cool with me) its just really strange that with the popularity of thick women, PAWGs and whooties that this hasn't been more thought out.
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That magical day in a porn star's life where she goes from "Teen" to "MILF" instantly
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Germstore posted:probably just called "mature" before that. They were called mummy yummies over here and were very much in, but now people call them milfs cos of filthy american soft imperialism.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 08:56 |
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milves are typically ( in my imagination at least) like the mother of one of your contemporaries and not just a mother, full stop. Like poo poo, a 16 year old girl could be a mother. but she presumably without the interference of bad bad scientists could not be mother to your 20 y/o pal
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