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I get off on not getting off Its complicated
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VendaGoat posted:This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds. Huge fake breasts were pretty much the worst thing about 90s porn. Good riddance.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:37
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Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:39
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Vegetable posted:Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature. I was never able to truly enjoy loving super models ever again. 
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Sep 16, 2016 06:44
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Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:55
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I needed a new phone, and my dad gave me one that he had previously lent to his on-and-off girlfriend's son. This kid's sister is my downstairs neighbor atm. Having never had a smartphone before (and it's a Windows  ) I was checking out the features and opened up the browser. The very first thing that comes up is a Redtube video titled "Barebacking his chubby NOT sister."The kid's 11 years old 
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Sep 16, 2016 06:57
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Kid's a chubby chaser? Sick gently caress.
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Sep 16, 2016 06:58
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the video says NOT sister so i don't see whats the problem
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Sep 16, 2016 07:01
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why do you assume it's not ur dads?
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Sep 16, 2016 07:17
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He doesn't have a sister, and he does have a much nicer phone so no real reason to assume he's ever used this one
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Sep 16, 2016 07:27
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I want to squirt inside the beast
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Sep 16, 2016 10:57
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I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno
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Sep 16, 2016 13:46
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porn comments are the best 
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Sep 16, 2016 14:16
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GBS v.69: I Want To Squirt Yeast Inside That Beast
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Sep 16, 2016 14:17
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JediTalentAgent posted:Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into. Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:11
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Mirage posted:Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn. They have digital cameras that shoot RAW now. It shouldn't be that hard.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:14
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Monkey Fracas posted:I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno
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Sep 16, 2016 15:14
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the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:14
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Germstore posted:the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory. didn't even notice, fixed now. wouldn't want you to lose your job... supporting the troops... fighting for the first amendment...
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Sep 16, 2016 15:26
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I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO!
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Sep 16, 2016 15:54
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90% of women are either BWs or BWs. Why is a true BBW such a rarity is my question.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:59
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO! Why don't you just search for chubby?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:28
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Gaunab posted:Why don't you just search for chubby? I do but I think its about time we got a whole curated category. Not to mention the definition of 'chubby' when left to the uploaders of the videos varies wildly to both ends of the spectrum.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:37
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Gaunab posted:Why don't you just search for chubby?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:37
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They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:43
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JediTalentAgent posted:They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way. gently caress that. Botero. 
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Sep 16, 2016 18:05
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I've seen thumbnails of younger actresses marked with "infant" which I hope is just a crazy translation error. Not clicking on that.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:08
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One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc?
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Sep 16, 2016 18:29
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probably just called "mature" before that.
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Sep 16, 2016 18:30
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JediTalentAgent posted:They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way. But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. JediTalentAgent posted:One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc? American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley  Then it became popular to the point of oversaturation so you'd have movies where 22 year olds are in Milf Destroyer #28. I think Darkpriest went over it in one of his A/T threads.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:03
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red19fire posted:American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley I for one am appalled at the rate at which a precious national resource like our MILFs is casually destroyed by the film industry I don't want to have to explain to my grandchildren why MILFs are something they only read about in textbooks
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Sep 16, 2016 19:06
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red19fire posted:But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. It is quite plausible, likely even, for a 22 year-old woman to be a mother. 
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Sep 16, 2016 19:06
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That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:08
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red19fire posted:Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job. Germstore posted:That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged. I think we have a volunteer!
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Sep 16, 2016 19:12
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Germstore posted:That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged. Sure. Just being a pedant. Shitbreak and Stiffler's Mom 4 evah <3
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Sep 16, 2016 19:12
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO! Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:06
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RedMage129 posted:Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality. Between this and 'chubby' this is how I've been finding the material. I should say that I'm not having a terrible time finding the porn I desire (almost any porn is pretty much cool with me) its just really strange that with the popularity of thick women, PAWGs and whooties that this hasn't been more thought out.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:19
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That magical day in a porn star's life where she goes from "Teen" to "MILF" instantly
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Sep 16, 2016 20:28
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Germstore posted:probably just called "mature" before that. They were called mummy yummies over here and were very much in, but now people call them milfs cos of filthy american soft imperialism.
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Sep 16, 2016 20:29
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milves are typically ( in my imagination at least) like the mother of one of your contemporaries and not just a mother, full stop. Like poo poo, a 16 year old girl could be a mother. but she presumably without the interference of bad bad scientists could not be mother to your 20 y/o pal
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