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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results

you're thinking of a scene in porkys

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


cum eating is complicated, does anyone have a weird middle aged lady in latex who can tell me how to do it while being really rude? that's my fetish but i can't find it anyyywhereee

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Gaunab posted:

black men having sex with white women is still taboo

when you discover who is consuming that stuff it begins to make sense.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Zzulu posted:

Well then I expect we'll start seeing muslim on white women porns soon here in Europe since that is our priority racism atm

it's manifesting inversely

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


If you find yourself in the middle of a rural town with less than 5000 people, any elderly white guy you see that's not too old to get erections is deffo whackin it to something he would probably commit a hate crime and/or incite a race riot over if he saw it irl.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


joi is number 8... lmao

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


WampaLord posted:

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

joi that isn't labelled cei has a 50/50 chance of the old lady screaming at you to insist you do it anyway come on man study the genre

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


opus111 posted:

I was on a mate's computer once and found out that he has a thing for cream pies. wtf is up with that, its so gay.

literally lol if you don't want to breed

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


those boobs are nws man

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


there are nipples though

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Our society is at a weird juncture with sexuality and gender identity, and I'm bisexual so i can tell you that it's an amazing juncture for all kinds of weird porn.

I know a lot of weird porn and you can make whatever value judgements you want i really don't care but if you want to find some unhinged people, you can't go wrong with sissy hypnosis, anything that encourages bisexual or gay behavior like the aforementioned 'goon' thing, which i can tell you the concept is basically edging for a really, really long time so that you're not thinking and so you readily absorb messaging with the intent of making you accept or (somehow) creating bisexual/gay desires.

The porn itself is weird and hot but the people who follow it are loving nuts, but i'm glad for them if it helps them in their self discovery.

It's hard to avoid this stuff if you're bi and looking for bi porn because it's a crossroads of sorts in porn for lot of closeted people. sometimes cuckoldry gets worked into it too, and there's BBC obsession. I think that stuff is kinda racist and hosed up but watching videos of trans women getting nailed while big text in all caps going "YOU ARE A FAG" is bizarre & hot yall should give it a look and hit me up when it makes you gay

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