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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Moon Atari posted:

The internet eventually leads all forms of expression to become increasingly ironic until their intended meaning becomes the opposite of their apparent content. The erotic manifestation of the ironic is porn of non-erotic, seemingly mundane activities. But to those 'in on it', with brains forever altered by the internet, these acts become incredibly arousing when depicted in the specific context of a streaming porn site. Some of you will think this ridiculous, others imagine it won't happen for some time, as internet pornography is too new. But a few have been to clips4sale, and know that we are already fapping far beyond the Rubicon.

Fapping Beyond the Rubicon would be a good band name

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Holy poo poo, it's proto GBS :eyepop:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Pvt.Scott posted:

Even better, Roman public toilets were just open air shitters lined up next to one another where people from all walks of life and both genders took huge dumps while chatting, making dumb jokes or continuing graffiti flame wars. Ye olde shitteposte.

I get to use the poo poo sponge first! :haw:

http://www.wondersandmarvels.com/2009/08/what-the-romans-used-for-toilet-paper.html

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

generative grammer posted:

well i think i found an older one and this is so victorian that it can be safely hosted on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3N6D9hQwk

e: can't be arsed to look for the actual one i'm thinking but here is a film with a really modern build-up and honkey tonk music

:nws: http://xhamster.com/movies/583770/the_first_porn_movie_ever.html

:holymoley: Woah, check out this girl on girl action :henget:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

OctoberBlues posted:

Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it.



Wtf man. How the hell else are we gonna keep the lights on just a bit longer if you don't open your wallet? :( :mad:

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