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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


im angry

angry about other people's fetishes


Zzulu posted:

you want my cummies daddy??

yea daddy ive been a naughty sissy, please punish my assholle
- famous american poem from 2016

hell yea

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Mahuum Aqoha posted:

Just watch amateur stuff, there's usually no commentary/stories and it's filmed at lower resolutions so you can't see gray scrotum hairs or razor burn.

plus it's less likely some hosed up poo poo that the actress doesn't really want to be doing but the porn people are making her anyway

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


unless you're torrenting a bunch of porn it's not hard to avoid getting viruses though

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


FIRST TIME posted:

Also, why the gently caress can't porn just be like "here's a hot cougar getting banged" or "here's a cute girl in her early 20s getting banged"? It's gotta be some weird incest poo poo.

I like cougars and I like cute, young girls. I just don't like to pretend that they're my family members.

you know im starting to think you guys are just really loving bad at searching or something bc honestly it's not that hard to find either of those 2 things at all

either that or you all like the incest stuff secretly

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


some more story/context in porn would be nice but I don't think it makes any money really

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


I wish Google could be smart about sharing things across devices so that my phone's search bar doesn't autocorrect to porn poo poo the next day bc I was having a jerk off fest the night before

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


lol if you aren't still hard after cumming the first time

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Veshpo posted:

Use incognito mode you gigantic idiot. It's having one of those memory eraser things in Men and Black and turning it on yourself after every time you jerk off.

uh but sometimes i want to go back to some video i was watching why can't google just not share the nsfw stuff it's not like they can't tell what it is 99% of the time

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


how come she's gotta be a junkie

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


"why is highly taboo thing a secret turn on for a lot of people"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


like hella nerd porn doesn't already exist lol


porn people know their market

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Zzulu posted:

Well then I expect we'll start seeing muslim on white women porns soon here in Europe since that is our priority racism atm

ive already seen it lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


some hospital IT dude got trolled bad by goons in an MMO lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Zzulu posted:

In my country the most popular search term is searching for ourselves:

1 swedish
2 svensk
3 anal
4 teen
5 compilation
6 omegle
7 step sister
8 joi
9 milf
10 casting


im p sure you guys are all looking for naked scandinavian teens on omegle though and that makes you weirdos

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


WampaLord posted:

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

i know right what is this travesty

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Gatekeeper posted:

likin the hashtag, bout time we got some new visitors to this dead gay forum

research seems to indicate 'gooning' means masturbating


i think this means we have achieved forums singularity? idk


e: dude this tumblr

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