Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



My main gripe is that I thought we were past the stupid idea of panning to the dude's face right before the money shot. I thought that was dead and gone, but lately I've been seeing it crop up again.

The last thing I want to see is some dude's O-face. In fact, just crop out the dude's face as much as possible.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Laurenz posted:

We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap.

People say this, but I still just watch normal porn and haven't "escalated" to weird stuff and I've been watching porn for like 17 years at this point.

I don't even care for anal porn.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Gatekeeper posted:

"mom is feeling distant from dad so her masseuse brings mom to an orgy so mom decides to bang her son who decides to bang his sister who decides to bang her dad who decides he loves mom again and family is saved also Ron Jeremy is there" is something that could never happen on this lovely internet today :(

Yea, but on the other hand, we couldn't have had Pirates XXX back in the day without the ability to create cheap CGI.

Gatekeeper posted:

Int. MONK'S

This is a really good post. :golfclap:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Moridin920 posted:

some more story/context in porn would be nice but I don't think it makes any money really

The Pirates people tried to release it as an actual movie by editing out all the actual porn.

It...uh...did not go well.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



There's still plot and ridiculous set ups in porn, that's basically Brazzers' whole gimmick.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



GreatGreen posted:

A woman passionately moans and arches her back in ecstasy, running her fingers through her own hair with one hand and gently reaches for the safety and strength of the back of her lover's neck with the other as all her curves bounce and shake in steady, seductive rhythm.

*camera focuses angrily on ultra-closeup of dude's chode the whole time*

This right here is why I prefer lesbian porn.

E: VVV :hfive: (only after washing hands, natch)

WampaLord fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Aug 30, 2016

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.

That sounds like rape, the dad did not consent. Report the video, most sites don't allow rape videos.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



hemophilia posted:

joi is number 8... lmao

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



hemophilia posted:

joi that isn't labelled cei has a 50/50 chance of the old lady screaming at you to insist you do it anyway come on man study the genre

I actually prefer joe, thank you very much. I don't need instructions, but a little encouragement never hurts.

  • Locked thread