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naem
May 29, 2011



dad gay. so what posted:

i like to pee on poop

we all do

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naem
May 29, 2011



Laurenz posted:

Man I feel sorry for people in the past who had nothing but their imaginations to jerk off to.

Don't get me wrong, imagination is great but so is porn.

You just hoped that Buffy the vampire slayer wore a low cut shirt and bent over a lot that week (she always did)

naem
May 29, 2011



GreatGreen posted:

A woman passionately moans and arches her back in ecstasy, running her fingers through her own hair with one hand and gently reaches for the safety and strength of the back of her lover's neck with the other as all her curves bounce and shake in steady, seductive rhythm.

*camera focuses angrily on ultra-closeup of dude's chode the whole time*

naem
May 29, 2011



Gatekeeper posted:

when theres no more room in porn the dead will gently caress on earth

i'm glad of it

naem
May 29, 2011



Pvt.Scott posted:

With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

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