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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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OctoberBlues posted:

But it's already happened... in my heart.

I for one have fully embraced Idaho Spud.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How come "bangs" is not a porn category? The one loving thing I'm looking for.

whoa, looks like we got ourselves a real sicko

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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all the women stripping out of clothes made from rocks

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Professor Shark posted:

Is rosebudding out? I don't know why it was ever in, but I hope it's out

who the gently caress is watching- I mean drat- if you've gotten to the point where you need something that hosed up just to feel something- just take a god drat break from porn for a while.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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probably just called "mature" before that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Gatekeeper posted:

milves are typically ( in my imagination at least) like the mother of one of your contemporaries and not just a mother, full stop. Like poo poo, a 16 year old girl could be a mother. but she presumably without the interference of bad bad scientists could not be mother to your 20 y/o pal

But the MILFs are my contemporaries but I still consider them MILFs.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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On the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl there was a british actress doing a really bad american accent and for the first time I really understood why british people complain about bad british accents. Not related to porn of course, but the current conversation reminded me of it.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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ikanreed posted:

I'd just like to question the very notion of an attractive British woman.

Scotland is part of Great Britain.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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Gatekeeper posted:

you got old son

life changes in a daily basis

i have a headache juss thinkin bout it

you went from finding your contemporaries moms to be milves because they were like 40 and hot and you were a lil beansprout

Now the milves are your 40 y/o mama friends because they're 40s and hot, but you are a long donger with moons behind you

Time is completely and totally hosed

It's why I am so frequently thinkin about offin meself

it's at least why i'm often thinking about the logistics of loving my wife's friends, but it always seems more trouble than it's worth.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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yes, but if you put a dick in a vagina you have four available hands and two bholes and I'm not gonna do the math but that's a lot of possibilities

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