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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Problem with this trend for me is I'm getting more and more bored because what I've been missing isn't more close-ups of penetration, extreme gagging, incest poo poo or cvcking. My true desire is watching an actual porn movie - that is, a movie with an actual story, decent-good acting, and copious amounts of loving. If there's no reason for what's going on to be going on, I start to lose interest no matter how hardcore the action is. I've browsed Mr. Skin to find movies with explicit scenes, but they often only have one or two fairly short sequences and I end up having to watch two hours of pretentious sub-par French cinema just to get my rocks off.

Obviously this "fetish" is very hard to accomodate because serious actors usually aren't interested in hardcore loving scenes, and porn actors usually aren't very good at real acting. I have tried simply reading erotic novels and watching porn simultaneously to try and create some semblance of what I'm looking for, but obviously this almost invariably turns out to be a clusterfuck (lol).

quote:

Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
:3: That's a sweet, understanding homeowner.

KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 30, 2016

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

JediTalentAgent posted:

Interactive porn as a recognized therapy service.

A performer will interact with you via TV, Tablet or monitor on a 1:1 basis and will bill your insurance company, or you can go private pay if you need/want. Best of all, it's all private thanks to HIPAA.

Medicaid-sponsored camwhores for all.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Professor Shark posted:

Cherokee was in a scene with Georgia Peach years ago called "Cookies n' Cream" and it was like art.

Sex Art.

I think it had that weird guy that Bang Bros used quite a bit who always had a red face from the Viagra or whatever, though.

What was the name of the Bang Bros dude who'd ruin every shoot with his horrific, 120+db maniacal cackle? That guy was a champ.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I needed a new phone, and my dad gave me one that he had previously lent to his on-and-off girlfriend's son. This kid's sister is my downstairs neighbor atm. Having never had a smartphone before (and it's a Windows :lol:) I was checking out the features and opened up the browser. The very first thing that comes up is a Redtube video titled "Barebacking his chubby NOT sister."

The kid's 11 years old :psyduck:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
He doesn't have a sister, and he does have a much nicer phone so no real reason to assume he's ever used this one

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Is it really incest if he's just doing both of them? Like, if they eat each other out or something sure, but is it really incest if they're both sucking his D and their tongues touch or something?

e: asking for a friend

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