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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



im done with porn

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



no its true

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Moridin920 posted:

i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair
shrek lookin mother fuckers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



WampaLord posted:

People say this, but I still just watch normal porn and haven't "escalated" to weird stuff and I've been watching porn for like 17 years at this point.
when did girls start growing dicks? seems like it happened pretty gradually now they all have dicks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Unfinish3d posted:

I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean

Someone start a kickstarter. do they allow that for porn?
dickstarter.com ground floor here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



max4me posted:

I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.
Fuckboys of GBS dot com

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Gatekeeper posted:

it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger
you gotta go cold turkey

drinking on the other hand

never stop, not even once

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Moridin920 posted:

some more story/context in porn would be nice but I don't think it makes any money really
How about a bunch of attractive people go to a pool party, they get pretty sloshed on margaritas, do a bunch of cannonballs and chicken fights, then about half of them go home hook up, a quarter of them are too drunk to gently caress but try anyways, and the rest go home and get a good nights sleep because it's a Sunday and Monday comes early.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



King Vidiot posted:

I want some realistic story porn where it's like a whole hour of two people awkwardly getting to know each other and flirting, followed by some kissing and fondling and 10 minutes of sex.

Or the first hour is just them actually Netflixing and chilling, until the guy gets up the nerve to make a move and they gently caress for two minutes before he comes. Then they both fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV.
Spare me your life story.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Moridin920 posted:

uh but sometimes i want to go back to some video i was watching why can't google just not share the nsfw stuff it's not like they can't tell what it is 99% of the time
just LOL if you dont have a separate hidden CHAMBER only accessible by trap door let alone computer and proxy and hacked wifi for illicit use

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Gobblecoque posted:

I like my girls like I like my music:

Traps
What ever do you mean?

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Feb 19, 2014



RestingB1tchFace posted:

Chicks with dicks is all the rage.

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